var wired=0; var flip=new Array(0,0,0,0,0,0); var imgcache=new Array(8); for (i=0;i<8;i++) {imgcache[i] = new Image();} imgcache[1].src='image/bigbro.gif'; imgcache[2].src='image/tinfoilhat.jpg'; imgcache[3].src='image/goggles.jpg'; imgcache[4].src='image/yossarian.jpg'; imgcache[5].src='image/sweep.jpg'; imgcache[6].src='image/desk.jpg'; imgcache[7].src='image/cbs.jpg'; imgcache[0].src='image/fppic.jpg'; var texttog=0; var txtmsg="



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every year or two."; var imghtml = ''; function wire(){ if (document.getElementById('dew')){ document.getElementById('dew').onmouseover = moveon; document.getElementById('dew').onmouseout = moveoff; } if (document.getElementById('pic1')){ document.getElementById('pic1').onclick = whoon; document.getElementById('pic1').onmouseout = moveoff; } rewire(); if (document.getElementById('donate')){ document.getElementById('donate').onmouseover = moveon3; document.getElementById('donate').onmouseout = moveoff; } document.getElementById('pod').onmouseover = moveon2; document.getElementById('pod').onmouseout = moveoff; wired = 1; } function rewire(){ if (document.getElementById('pic1')){ document.getElementById('pic1').onclick = whoon; document.getElementById('pic1').onmouseout = moveoff; } } function moveoff(){ if (wired){ document.getElementById('tin').innerHTML = " "; } } function moveon(){ if (wired){ m = 'TIN FOIL WARNING: You have pressed the fire button for a Metreon cascade'; document.getElementById('tin').innerHTML = ''+m+''; } } function moveon2(){ if (wired){ m2 = "PIGEONFEED: Isack Carrots and the drone characters"; document.getElementById('tin').innerHTML = ''+m2+''; } } function moveon3(){ if (wired){ m2 = "Could it be a message from the future"; document.getElementById('tin').innerHTML = ''+m2+''; } } function whoon(){ if (wired){ m = 'Take care, beware of thoughts that linger'; document.getElementById('tin').innerHTML = m; } } function boton(){ if (wired){ m = "You can't clean something up without making something else dirty"; document.getElementById('tin').innerHTML = m; } } function boot(idx){ if (wired){ switch (idx){ case 0: // textboot(0); flipit(idx,"Buckle Up"); break; case 1: flipit(idx,"Trust us or not"); break; case 2: flipit(idx,"Your call, one size fits all not recommended"); break; case 3: flipit(idx,"Bring'em if you got'em"); break; case 4: flipit(idx,"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe"); break; case 5: flipit(idx,"Somewhere out there is the beast and he's hungry tonight"); break; case 6: flipit(idx,"You can't clean something up without making something else dirty"); break; case 7: flipit(idx,"Random switch flipping and button pressing may be harmful. Click if you must."); break; } } } function flipit(idx,msg){ flip[idx] = !(flip[idx]); if (flip[idx]){ document.getElementById('tin').innerHTML = msg; document.getElementById('imgblock').innerHTML = imghtml; document.images['pic1'].src=imgcache[idx].src; for (i=0;i<8;i++){flip[i]=false;} flip[idx]=true; texttog = 0; rewire(); }else{ unboot(); } } function unboot(){ document.getElementById('tin').innerHTML = ' '; document.getElementById('imgblock').innerHTML = imghtml; document.getElementById('imgblock').style.textAlign="center"; document.images['pic1'].src=imgcache[0].src; texttog = 0; rewire(); } function textboot(idx){ if (wired){ texttog = (!texttog); if (texttog){ document.images['pic1'].src=''; document.getElementById('tin').innerHTML = "You can't clean something up without making something else dirty"; document.getElementById('imgblock').innerHTML = txtmsg; document.getElementById('imgblock').style.textAlign="justify"; for (i=0;i<7;i++){flip[i]=false;} }else{ unboot(); } } }