Toasted Dolphin

Go to the Ugandans and stay with the Ugandans. Then talk to God, motherfucker.

Let me tell you, Cap'n.... to me, you pose like the enemy who wants us stupid people to believe he's their friend. Luckily, I speak your lingo enough to rip out the guts of your innocent sounding shit. You don't really care about the Ugandans at all. Even if you went to them, gave them supplies, sai...

I attack you, sir, on every level. I think you're full of shit. The Ugandans? What about us? Start with us first. Start with that hidden minority that doesn't behave like a robot, you fucking asshole.

What extra dollar are you looking for, intellectuals? THE DOLLARS ARE ALL SPENT YA DUMB FUCKS!!!

There's smart and there's stupid, and I guess at times, they switch places.

It is my duty to declare war on smart people. Fuck you. We're gunna kill you by fucking all your shit up by accident.... and there's so many of us. What are you gunna do ya fucking Nazis? Gas us to death? You're all the same, and shall ye burn for your sins, brothers, OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO my broth...

Intellect is limited, therefore infinity is a finite concept, therefore FUCK ZENO UP HIS STUPID GREEK ASSHOLE!!!!

Well if you're not self-centered, you're off-center. If you're not lazy, you're trying too hard. If you're not irresponsible, you're blaming yourself for something you didn't do. If you're not a fool, then you're bound to be a tool. Who's on first. What's on second. Where's on third. When's at home....

Naturally, humans are lazy. They should use their laziness as a weapon, not as an excuse. Quit your job. I find it much more fulfilling to help someone because they ask kindly, they appreciate it, and you gain their respect, as opposed to helping someone or else they'll fire you and you'll starve. W...

Would that day be any worse than today?

Like.... do you really even give a shit, any of you? No... fuck you. You don't.

The Buddha was a liar and a thief!!!