Toasted Dolphin

TraumaT wrote:

MrPenny wrote:

lkwalker wrote:Sorry, pal. But the world has no greater evil than child abuse.

No shit.....got any more of those for us Mr. Obvious?

Too bad this stuff isn't obvious to everyone, eh?

When the "Big Ol' Ball of Obvious" gets rollin'......it's hard to stop it....isn't it?

Hard to tell with some of these students.

It was either him or Jedimiller.....but I think Doc is more photogenic.

lkwalker wrote:Sorry, pal. But the world has no greater evil than child abuse.

No shit.....got any more of those for us Mr. Obvious?

That's dispiriting.

I've already decided that in the next election, I'm not checking a single damned candidate on the ballot and making use of the "write in" option in every case it's available.

And who am I writing in? Doc Velocity.

I'd say she needs a doctor.....but that image has been doctored enough.

While I'm thinking about it (and I place the blame on you folk for that), the soft-spot has some practical uses as well. Thump 'em like you're checking the ripeness of a canteloupe and off to sleep they go....

Zzzzzzzzzzzz........

Will a paddle do? A belt? A wooden spoon? Or maybe just a fist? A nice hard open hand across a face? What a about a swift kick? Nah, heck no. A big ol' Nerf™ bat. Wind up and bop 'em one in the back of their misshapen gourds. They'll say "wut?" Get a rhythm going and get 'em sounding like...

Egg wrote:

MrPenny wrote:This is retarded.

You hit retards?!

Sure, they generally got that goofy helmet on.....can't do much more damage.

This is retarded.