Toasted Dolphin

The ugly truth is that everyone wants to rape each other. Really.

Think about your beastly urges. Think about the easiest way to satisfy them. Rape.

Fuck scientists.

Nasty fucking plague.

Burn, motherfuckers.

Spare the innocent animals, but burn the guilty.

Ehhh sure you're all brillliantly correct. See you later.

Thus, we are all born sinners.

I find that when people say something like "Just enjoy life." it sounds a bit antagonizing, almost in a mocking sort of way..... like a bully who catches some smaller kid's arm and starts punching him with it, taunting "Why are you hitting yourself? Why are you hitting yourself?"...

Even better..... if everyone quits their job, they can get a new job doing exactly the same thing (if they wish, or in many cases they can get a new job doing exactly what they've always wanted to do, even if that job is doing nothing) only it will be because everyone is in the same boat and therefo...

None of this stuff will happen if, for just one day, nobody shows up to work.

How can we make this possible?

Oh, boy! A NEW Federal Law!?!?!

QUIT YOUR JOBS, EVERYONE, NOW

QUIT YOUR JOBS, EVERYONE, NOW