Finally, Some Common Sense

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Finally, Some Common Sense

Post by Dr Exile » Thu Oct 06, 2011 1:49 pm

A black guy who is inarticulate and dumber than dirt can make a fortune playing basketball.

A white hairless ape with a 64 inch chest and a number three hat size can make a fortune playing football.

An illiterate mestizo can make a fortune scrambling whatever brains he has left bouncing soccer balls off his cabeza.

What's a dwarf to do? No amount of laws can legislate him a job, and ironically, most states outlawed his only means of collecting great gobs of cash, dwarf tossing.

I remember when bar room dwarf tossing first started. I was a hoot. The dwarfs were obviously having a blast. The dwarfs would wear a costume that had a handle on his back, and 300 pound Bubba's would see how far he could toss the dwarf. Betting was heavy, and the dwarf would get a cut.

But alas, the world is plagued with do-gooders, the lowest slime on Earth, and all good things come to and end at the hands of the self righteous. Dwarf tossing was banned. Dwarfs were again left to pick up the scraps of life selling apples on the street.

At last a lawmaker has come to his senses and proposed an end to the band. Will the self righteous lynch him?

http://www.nbcmiami.com/news/Florida-Ba ... 77158.html
Credo quia absurdum.

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Re: Finally, Some Common Sense

Post by Egg » Thu Oct 06, 2011 1:52 pm

I'm just amazed a legislator would repeal anything. Do you know how rare that is?


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Re: Finally, Some Common Sense

Post by lkwalker » Thu Oct 06, 2011 1:54 pm

jayzizzz, what a putz. Only in Florida.
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Re: Finally, Some Common Sense

Post by Dr Exile » Thu Oct 06, 2011 2:02 pm

jayzizzz, what a putz. Only in Florida.
Well sir, I trust you do your duty and buy apples from poor unemployed dwarfs?
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Re: Finally, Some Common Sense

Post by lkwalker » Thu Oct 06, 2011 2:27 pm

Nah. We legalized Dwarf Bowling in 1978. Crash helmets optional, of course.
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