Move To Amend

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Re: Move To Amend

Post by lkwalker » Thu Oct 27, 2011 2:56 pm

Hey- don't knock if you ain't tried it.
"If you don't think to good, don't think too much." Yogi

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Re: Move To Amend

Post by Egg » Thu Oct 27, 2011 3:02 pm

Dr Exile wrote:They're rioting in Africa,
They're starving in Spain,
There's hurricanes in Florida,
And Texas needs rain.

The whole world is festering
With unhappy souls,
The French hate the Germans,
And the Germans hate the Poles,
The Poles hate the Yugoslav's,
And the Yugoslav's hate the Dutch,
(And I don't like anybody very much!)

But we can be hopeful,
And thankful and proud,
Now we've been endowed with the mushroom shape cloud,
And we know for certain,
That some lucky day,
Someone will light the spark off,
And we will all be blown away.
:D That made me smile. Who wrote that?


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Re: Move To Amend

Post by lkwalker » Thu Oct 27, 2011 3:10 pm

Apologies to the Kingston Trio.

But more to the point is this press release of just 5 minutes ago:

BENewsCorp™ Special Broadcast

Ladies and gentlemen- from the secure bunker beneath Denver International Airport... the President of the United States.

“Fellow citizens, people of the world, I come before you tonight with a solemn announcement.

By now you are no doubt aware that the major cities of the world have come under attack by what are best described as aliens- beings from another world. This operation, this dastardly sneak attack, came as a complete surprise to this government. Let me assure you that the United States Government had absolutely no idea that such beings existed until New York City was reduced to ashes last night. The weapons of choice have been described by survivors as 'light bombs' beginning as thousands of tiny blue specks in the sky that increased in dimension to the size of aircraft carriers before violently, but silently, exploding all at once on every neighborhood and business district in the city. Eight million people were instantly vaporized along with every building in Manhattan.

"If you don't think to good, don't think too much." Yogi

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Re: Move To Amend

Post by Egg » Thu Oct 27, 2011 3:14 pm

"Realtors from all over the world descended on Manhattan like the plague."


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Re: Move To Amend

Post by lkwalker » Thu Oct 27, 2011 3:21 pm

Egg wrote:"Realtors from all over the world descended on Manhattan like the plague."
...and soon concluded that the place had no better reason to exist than an old habit.
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Re: Move To Amend

Post by Pigeon » Thu Oct 27, 2011 5:36 pm

Central park is appraised at 650 billion. Can we sell it and get us some spending money.

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