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Post by TraumaT » Mon Nov 21, 2011 5:29 pm

lkwalker wrote:A couple of weeks ago I got a pain. I figured it was in my liver. So I google liver cancer. It turned out that I had at best maybe three months to live. I thought about that. I figured I'd at least get through Thanksgiving before I croaked. So I decided to prepare. I signed the bottom of my car titles and wrote a list of bank accounts and shit like that and put it all in an envelope marked, "important", and put it in the top drawer of my desk. At that point the pain morphed into a kidney pain. So I googled that. Same three months. So I lay down with a heating pad on my kidney and liver turned to high and waited for the grand tsunami. And then about a week ago it went away and inreturned to normal. And try as I might I couldn't get myself to care. Hahahahaha. In the meantime I'd given up drinking and now I've lost my taste for the shit altogether. Another little pleasure gone. Oh well... I think I may have really had a bad case of hypochondria. Or maybe gas. Go figure.
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Post by lkwalker » Mon Nov 21, 2011 5:36 pm

In the end I really think it was just a matter of telling my stoopid liver that I wasn't quite done with this bullshit yet and to leave me alone. That seemed to have worked. How's your yat doing, by the way?
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Post by Egg » Mon Nov 21, 2011 5:43 pm

Wow! Dude.... Part of me wants to tell you to go to the doctor and have this checked out. The other part of me understands the who gives a shit attitude. That said, you should have yourself checked out. You'd tell your friends and family to do that so you should.


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Post by lkwalker » Mon Nov 21, 2011 6:14 pm

Fuckit
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Post by TraumaT » Mon Nov 21, 2011 6:15 pm

lkwalker wrote:In the end I really think it was just a matter of telling my stoopid liver that I wasn't quite done with this bullshit yet and to leave me alone. That seemed to have worked. How's your yat doing, by the way?
Her Royal Yatness is back in Kristiansand with my son and his girlfriend. I am yatless at the moment. But the yat will be back for another visit soon. And now i have found some cat treats in a petstore which I will try to buy her affection with, since the dried cod failed, hahahah.

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Post by TraumaT » Mon Nov 21, 2011 6:16 pm

lkwalker wrote:Fuckit
Egg is right. Go see a doc, take care of yourself. You are an annoying bastard, but some of us still love you.

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Post by IndicusMaximus » Mon Nov 21, 2011 7:03 pm

The doc will just give you some pills and tell you to fuck off.
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Post by Pigeon » Mon Nov 21, 2011 10:09 pm

The medicos will give you medicine that will just kill you in some other manner. The good news is that some lawyers can use it to settle with said pharms and get richer. Your loss, their gain. Welcome to USA, century 21.

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Post by Dr Exile » Mon Nov 21, 2011 11:17 pm

Don't you dare croak BE, you are the only reason I turn this stupid computer on each day.
Credo quia absurdum.

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Post by Egg » Mon Nov 21, 2011 11:20 pm

HAHAHAHAHA!!!

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