Toasted Dolphin

Your attention please.

This broadcast is coming to you from the Murnut's cave in a secret location in central Pennsylvania.

Quote: This is the Murnut. I have retreated to the cave with my boys- the one that I secretly prepared in the event of the final meltdown at the hands of the Evil Barack, Nubian Prince of Darkness. Now that it has occurred I can only say that I warned you as you scramble around for rotten food and rags at the local landfill. I warned you and St Paul (PBUH) warned you that the satanic Federal Bank would reduce you to penury.. and worse. I will continue to broadcast until my batteries run out and then I will emerge in sack cloth and ashes to vistit with the downtrodden personally, armed with yootoobs and walls o' type from the Master. Until that time I wish you godspeed and implore you to please try to avoid canabolism no matter how hungry are your children.

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Since the world ends this year, shouldn't we be hearing creaks and seeing little puffs of smoke.

There was a report of smoke but it turned out to be Newt, right after lunch.

I gotta say.. The Newt has replaced Nixon as my favorite Republican.

lkwalker wrote:Your attention please.

This broadcast is coming to you from the Murnut's cave in a secret location in central Pennsylvania.

Quote: This is the Murnut. I have retreated to the cave with my boys- the one that I secretly prepared in the event of the final meltdown at the hands of the Evil Barack, Nubian Prince of Darkness. Now that it has occurred I can only say that I warned you as you scramble around for rotten food and rags at the local landfill. I warned you and St Paul (PBUH) warned you that the satanic Federal Bank would reduce you to penury.. and worse. I will continue to broadcast until my batteries run out and then I will emerge in sack cloth and ashes to vistit with the downtrodden personally, armed with yootoobs and walls o' type from the Master. Until that time I wish you godspeed and implore you to please try to avoid canabolism no matter how hungry are your children.

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HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Muahhh ahahaha ahahaha hahahahaa!!!!!

employment rates going up or something, but I guess it was all just an evil lie from Obama's staff.

The federal government counts those who's unemployment benefits run out as having gone back to work!

...then I will emerge in sack cloth and ashes to vistit with the downtrodden personally.....

The Cartoon Network at it's best.

Sorry to be away.....I have had to police the internets

Wow, the Mur is back, that's great!

We are almost a handful of people here now, hahaha!


But seriously, it's really nice to see you around.

I wish the boss would email the Egg to see if he is still alive.