Pigeon Swoop and Poop

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Pigeon Swoop and Poop

Post by Pigeon » Wed Jul 20, 2011 8:18 pm

Pigeon Swoop and Poop enters the economic climb of the corrupt ladder.

We fly in, get average joe hooked on the razle, dazzle of fluttering wings, and scoop up everything worth anything. As we fly away we drop a quarter and say "call someone who cares".

The only complaints, and our only possible liability, is that a quarter won't buy a pay phone call anymore. We suggest to people to go complain to the telco over the call price.

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Re: Pigeon Swoop and Poop

Post by Pigeon » Wed Jul 20, 2011 8:33 pm

Mr Head Moneybag, these derivative financial instruments we are creating a basically junk. How are we going to sell them.

Investment Office Peon, don't worry about that. No one can figure out this nonsense. They always believe us. Besides, we advise and pay the people who rate these financial products. Tell them we want an A rating then call the money hungry investors and start selling.

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