1. I'm a pinko because I believe oil companies' profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene, but the government taxing the same gallon of gas at 15% isn't.
2. I'm a pinko because I believe the government will do a better job of spending the money I earn than I would.
3. I'm a pinko because I think Freedom of Speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it.
4. I vote like a pinko because I'm way too irresponsible to own a gun, and I know that my local police are all I need to protect me from murderers and thieves.
5. I'm a pinko because I believe that people who can't tell us if it will rain on Friday can tell us that the polar ice caps will melt away in ten years if I don't start driving a Prius.
6. I'm a pinko so I'm not concerned about millions of babies being aborted so long as we keep all death row inmates alive.
7. I'm a pinko so I think illegal aliens should have a right to free health care, education, and Social Security benefits so they can breed like rats.
8. I voted pinko because though we live in a spiffy country, I was promised "HOPE AND CHANGE".
9. I'm a pinko because I believe liberal judges need to rewrite the Constitution every few days to suit fringe kooks who could never get their agendas past the voters.
10. I'm a pinko because I think that it's better to pay billions to people who hate us for their oil, but not drill our own because it might upset some endangered beetle or gopher.
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Credo quia absurdum.
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Some pinko countries have liberal gun laws. The Supreme Court has been Conservative forever, and money does not = free speech - sorry.Dr Exile wrote:1. I'm a pinko because I believe oil companies' profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene, but the government taxing the same gallon of gas at 15% isn't.
2. I'm a pinko because I believe the government will do a better job of spending the money I earn than I would.
3. I'm a pinko because I think Freedom of Speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it.
4. I vote like a pinko because I'm way too irresponsible to own a gun, and I know that my local police are all I need to protect me from murderers and thieves.
5. I'm a pinko because I believe that people who can't tell us if it will rain on Friday can tell us that the polar ice caps will melt away in ten years if I don't start driving a Prius.
6. I'm a pinko so I'm not concerned about millions of babies being aborted so long as we keep all death row inmates alive.
7. I'm a pinko so I think illegal aliens should have a right to free health care, education, and Social Security benefits so they can breed like rats.
8. I voted pinko because though we live in a spiffy country, I was promised "HOPE AND CHANGE".
9. I'm a pinko because I believe liberal judges need to rewrite the Constitution every few days to suit fringe kooks who could never get their agendas past the voters.
10. I'm a pinko because I think that it's better to pay billions to people who hate us for their oil, but not drill our own because it might upset some endangered beetle or gopher.
I think arguing over global warming is ridiculous. However, pollution is proven with the eye. Stop polluting so much.
I voted for Obama because I knew what I'd get with McCain.
I say we do our best to get off oil. That schmuck Reagan destroyed Carter's good start.
Fuck the oil companies.
Roads need taxes.
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I'm a pinko because come the revolution I will have permission to whack you and the Egg upside the head with a shovel.
"If you don't think to good, don't think too much." Yogi
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Please note that those Chinese shovels don't whack to well. Now if you can find a Tepco-Ames or Ames Hecho en Mexico...