Syria - the game

[Pigeon]

Looks like Timberlake has been dragged into the stands by the Syria fans. Chants of Infidel echo through the stadium.

[Pigeon]

Looks like there was a short glitch with the big screen. Word is that page 4 of the rebel playbook flashed on the screen.

[Royal]

He's now a band member of N'Syria now.

[Pigeon]

Guys, this is Cee Inen. The sheep have been cleared from the end zone but a rather large group of mothers against drunk driving has replaced them. It seems someone, a drunk man on a bicycle, told them this was the school auditorium where they were scheduled to hold a rally.

[Royal]

The rally? Here they come down the tunnel. No more beer and popcorn for anyone.

The food workers demand $15.00 an hour.

[Pigeon]

CBS heads to the stands with a handful of contracts looking for N'Syria's manager.

[Pigeon]

A couple of drunk Dept of Security men escort MADD members out of the stadium.

[Royal]

The manager says he will perform "AIn't no-fly, stealth fly by, fly by"

[Pigeon]

Guys, Cee Inen here.

Major problem developing on the field. It seems a rebel team member over heard a couple of drunk American fans talking about the pig skin and figured out the code name 'football' is the actual football.

[Royal]

Drunk guys, from alcohol? They don't call it wine and spirits for nuthin!