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Re: Phrase of the day

Post by Pigeon » Sat Aug 31, 2013 2:55 am

Rumor has a last minute trade for a French football star. He might be replacing Kerry in the game. Word has it that he has worked with 'Cruise' in the Libya bowl.

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Re: Phrase of the day

Post by Royal » Sat Aug 31, 2013 3:05 am

French player rumored to be François Hollande, that set a record number of touchdowns against Mali. We may get lucky to see his famous touch down dance called Hollandaise Sauce again...

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Re: Phrase of the day

Post by Pigeon » Sat Aug 31, 2013 3:08 am

Guys, this Cee Inen...there are cheers echoing from the concession area. Seems Kerry has been taken to a hospital at a secret location. That's not the big news though. When he left he took all the Kraft ketsup with him. They brought in a load of Hunt's ketsup to replace it. The fans are happy, the Kraft was surplus from the iraq war.

Cee Inen, don't people know you don't put ketsup on hotdogs.

Well, there are 3 hamburgers left. All the ketsup you can eat if you buy one.

Coach Putin is riding up on his horse. Coach, Cee Inen here, anything new?

Glad to see the talk about ketsup. For once the negative talk of the red scourge isn't about Mother Russia.

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Re: Phrase of the day

Post by Royal » Sat Aug 31, 2013 3:13 am

Assad's fans are getting restless, they appear to have made napalm out of humus and throwing it down from the cheap seats and hitting children.

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Re: Phrase of the day

Post by Pigeon » Sat Aug 31, 2013 3:19 am

Hey Hollande, none of that dancing in the end zone if you score. They are throwing flags at end zone celebrations like ticker tape at a parade in NYC.

Coach, can I just wave my white flag?

Just catch a missile first...and put down that bottle of wine. Gezz Hollande, get into the game...

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Re: Phrase of the day

Post by Pigeon » Sat Aug 31, 2013 3:23 am

Cee Inen, is that flaming humus we are seeing.

Don't think so. That white stuff stuck on people is mayonnaise. The French started the trend of putting it on freedom fries. The Assad fans got their first taste and went wild with it.

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Re: Phrase of the day

Post by Pigeon » Sat Aug 31, 2013 3:28 am

We are hearing rumors of a B-2 fly over. That should be exciting.

Wait...

OK, we are being told the talk of the B-2 fly over came from someone who heard b-2 as they passed the Bingo game at the Legion hall next to the stadium on their way into the game.

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Re: Phrase of the day

Post by Royal » Sat Aug 31, 2013 3:30 am

The Stadium plays the following time-out song to calm the crowd:


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Re: Phrase of the day

Post by Pigeon » Sat Aug 31, 2013 3:38 am

New development down on the field guys.

Cee Inen, what happening on the field?

Someone is shooting the T-Shirt gun at the officials. We thought we lost the umpire. Turns out he tripped over my mike cable. The red stuff on him was from his hamburger.

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Re: Phrase of the day

Post by Royal » Sat Aug 31, 2013 3:46 am

Hope those officials get out of that review booth safely.

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