Syria - the game

[Pigeon]

Looks like we are going to get a fly over after all.

A B-2, F-16s?

No, the French seems to have taken Charles Lindbergh's plane out of mothballs. Here it comes.

Cee inen, what are those flyers they are dropping.

It says:

Pay no attention to the tanks rolling into your town.
The enemy of your enemy is an enemy of your enemy.
Save 10 fancs on your next purchase on a loaf of French bread
at Emils French Bakery, Damascus.

[Pigeon]

There is something fishy about the instant replay booth.

A NSA tech guy is telling us that it is also a control console for the French fly over.

[Royal]

Better late than never.

What is that! A woman in a burka runs on to the field...

Who is it?

[Pigeon]

The fans are get restless. Chanting start the game, over and over.

The referee says they will restart the game when they finish watching the Molly Cyrus video. Looks like the back judge just threw a flag for Robin Thicke's illegal use of hands.

[Royal]

As anticipated, the Woman in the Burka IS Miley Cyrus. and she starts , i think... she may be twerking, or having a psychotic episode.

[Pigeon]

A Muslin streaker just ran onto the field. The crowd breaks into a wild roar. The Dept of Security seems confused.

[Royal]

That guy was in a tank just a minute ago. Same guy on the commercials of the Fox News combine. He's doing the 40 yard dash.

[Pigeon]

That's no Muslin guys. It's Molly.

Oh, no woman either.

Guys, I am trying to get a word with Billy but he won't stop singing Achie, breakie heart.

[Pigeon]

Putin keeps pick up the rad flag and throwing it back on the field. Think he might be back in the game.

[Pigeon]

We are hearing the game will be resumed as soon as the Syrian team clears their sheep from the west end zone.