Syria - the game

[Royal]

Those refs need to be watched. The league or las vegas can pay those guys big bucks to swing the call. Imagine whats on the line here...

[Royal]

No! she not going to do what I think... oh god, Molly is headed toward the Sheep.

[Royal]

Twerk, Twerk Twerk, go molly, go molly, twerk twerk twerk

[Pigeon]

This crew of officials was seen at a local watering hole last night with the Seven Sisters. Seems like a harmless good time.

[Royal]

Honorable Bar tender said the seven sisters looked of age "greater than 14".

[Pigeon]

it appears that the referee is moving the spot of the ball from the 33 to the 19 yard line. Looks like the rebels are gonna be in the red zone.

[Royal]

The fans are going nutz!

[Royal]

HALF THE STADIUM LIGHTS JUST SHUT OFF.

Another break...

[Pigeon]

The officials didn't have to pay their $22,755 bar tab and got a free tank of gas.

[Royal]

We are getting word that secretions from the woman watching Justin Timberlake's performance have finally leaked on to the electrical system- transformers.