Djinn and tonic.........ooh, sorry about that

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Djinn and tonic.........ooh, sorry about that

Post by Yex » Fri May 06, 2011 10:45 pm

Ahmadinejad allies charged with sorcery

Iranian power struggle between president and supreme leader sees arrests and claims of undue influence of chief of staff

Close allies of Iran's president, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, have been accused of using supernatural powers to further his policies amid an increasingly bitter power struggle between him and the country's supreme leader, Ayatollah Ali Khamenei.

Several people said to be close to the president and his chief of staff, Esfandiar Rahim Mashaei, have been arrested in recent days and charged with being "magicians" and invoking djinns (spirits).

Ayandeh, an Iranian news website, described one of the arrested men, Abbas Ghaffari, as "a man with special skills in metaphysics and connections with the unknown worlds".

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http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2011/ma ... th-sorcery

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Post by Egg » Fri May 06, 2011 10:51 pm

That is fucking awesome! Thanks, Yex.

So what kind of magic do you think these guys used?


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Post by Royal » Fri May 06, 2011 11:53 pm

This is awesome.

How does one prove they are calling in spirits...

"Thoth, please come to the stand"

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Post by Egg » Sat May 07, 2011 12:36 am

Royal wrote:This is awesome.

How does one prove they are calling in spirits...

"Thoth, please come to the stand"
You think Persians would be using Hermetics? Hmmmmmm....... I'm guessing some form of Sufi flim-flam...


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Post by TraumaT » Sat May 07, 2011 12:44 am

Yex wrote:
Close allies of Iran's president, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, have been accused of using supernatural powers to further his policies amid an increasingly bitter power struggle between him and the country's supreme leader, Ayatollah Ali Khamenei.

Several people said to be close to the president and his chief of staff, Esfandiar Rahim Mashaei, have been arrested in recent days and charged with being "magicians" and invoking djinns (spirits).

Well, Lex is not around, so somebody has to do this:

:facepalm:

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Post by IndicusMaximus » Sat May 07, 2011 2:48 am

Well at least things are getting interesting...
Blessed are the poor in spirit, for they will see God.

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Post by IndicusMaximus » Sat May 07, 2011 2:52 am

Does one refer to ones self and others as one once one joins The Borg?
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Post by Dr Exile » Sat May 07, 2011 4:23 am

Snow and Anarc were lost at sea in a life boat. Along floats a bottle, and Anarc picked it up. As he pulled the cork a djinn popped out.

"I will give you two lowlifes one wish."

Before Snow could say anything Anarc yells "I want the whole ocean to be beer!"

POOF! And the djinn floated away.

"YOU STUPID SON OF A BITCH" Snow yelled, "Now we have to piss in the boat!"
Credo quia absurdum.

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