What's the Longest Book You Ever Read?

Post by **lkwalker** » Wed Aug 17, 2011 2:25 pm

Who knows? It's an amazingly long winded exploration of bullshit. Very popular with hippies in the 60's.

Post by **Egg** » Wed Aug 17, 2011 2:44 pm

lkwalker wrote:Who knows? It's an amazingly long winded exploration of bullshit. Very popular with hippies in the 60's.

With hippies? I didn't know that. I knew Elvis liked it. I enjoyed it. Whoever wrote it has a mind but it's bs.

Post by **SweetGrass** » Wed Aug 17, 2011 8:46 pm

I think the Bible. I've read it front to back about 8 times and also tidbits everyday for the last 20 years. I also read a lot of my Funk & Wagnalls as a kid.

Post by **IndicusMaximus** » Wed Aug 17, 2011 9:53 pm

lkwalker wrote:Who knows? It's an amazingly long winded exploration of bullshit. Very popular with hippies in the 60's.

Also very popular with cult leaders. Gabriel of Urantia used the book to sujugate WWOOFers on his communes in Arizona, and I believe he's still doing that and WWOOF still lists his organization(s) in the WWOOFers guide.

I guess organic farming and cult activity go perfectly together.

Post by **IndicusMaximus** » Wed Aug 17, 2011 9:54 pm

I'm still working on the Bible. I dunno what it is with me but I can't read anything for very long without falling deeply asleep, almost into an unnaturally heavy sleep.

Post by **IndicusMaximus** » Wed Aug 17, 2011 10:02 pm

Longest book I ever read was probably.... Book IV.

I read a few long books about Kabbalah. I still have no fucking clue what those hop-heads were going on about.

"Keter is in Malkuth, Malkuth is in Keter"

Whatever dude. That sounds gay. I'm gunna go lookit nekkit tits!!!

I have no respect for anything, do I?

Post by **Egg** » Wed Aug 17, 2011 10:03 pm

IndicusMaximus wrote: I have no respect for anything, do I?

I respect that.

Post by **SweetGrass** » Wed Aug 17, 2011 10:06 pm

IndicusMaximus wrote:I'm still working on the Bible. I dunno what it is with me but I can't read anything for very long without falling deeply asleep, almost into an unnaturally heavy sleep.

Check out Thru the Bible with Dr. J. Vernon McGee. Listen to someone else read it to you with their commentary while you follow along.

Post by **lkwalker** » Thu Aug 18, 2011 2:48 am

the bible is dangerous in the wrong hands.

Post by **Escape_Artist** » Thu Aug 18, 2011 2:51 am

lkwalker wrote:the bible is dangerous in the wrong hands.

The Gideons have been using it as an excuse to rob hotel rooms for years

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