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Dear Jesus

Post by Royal » Sun Feb 03, 2013 6:12 am

Please let these two lesbians in the computer lab of the library settle their breakup (or whatever their drama is) swiftly so I can continue studying in peace.
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Re: Dear Jesus

Post by Royal » Sun Feb 03, 2013 6:38 am

Thank you.

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Re: Dear Jesus

Post by Pigeon » Sun Feb 03, 2013 2:56 pm

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Re: Dear Jesus

Post by Royal » Mon Jan 16, 2017 4:14 am

Dear Jesus,

Thank you letting me access the crevices of my mind to remember this fucking password I have been wondering about.




Thank you.

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Re: Dear Jesus

Post by Pigeon » Mon Jan 16, 2017 1:47 pm


Your are welcome Royal.

I would like you to be aware that passwords will not be of use in Heaven.
No Wi-Fi, fiber, much less internet here.

The porn is real.


(You didn't here that from me. Remember the long list of smites in the book.)


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Re: Dear Jesus

Post by Royal » Sat Feb 25, 2017 7:22 am

Dear Matrix Jesus,

In this shop, please shut this servant of yours professing of religious thought as a dietary supplement. If you can make him poop his pants so he can see your glory.

If you can perform lazer like precision on his neurons so he can see that the worlds fallacy in following religion is his own incapability of understanding the world around him.

Later Jesus.
PS: Fukushima needs some attention.

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Re: Dear Jesus

Post by Pigeon » Sat Feb 25, 2017 11:09 am

Dear Royal

Fukushima, Fukushima, so many on Fukushima. I'll be on it after the inspiration is done for frying pans, bed sheets and bathroom cleaners. People like things sold on the TV. ("Not available in stores" ... that is of my best)

Japanese didn't exactly embrace my book and I deal with priorities of readers.

Have a day

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Re: Dear Jesus

Post by Royal » Sun Feb 26, 2017 3:52 am

Dear Jesus,


Please let me understand this OPenSSL and encrypting email business.

Why is it not point and click easy?

Why does every tutorial use different methods and 1,000 commands for a concept with less than 10 steps.

I do not getz it. And I need your devine konalodge.

#Amen

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Re: Dear Jesus

Post by Pigeon » Sun Feb 26, 2017 8:22 pm

Dear Royal

I farsaw this situation but it wasn't my choice. When file system directories became folders for the benefit of those who don't understand, it was only time before it went from those who can to those who want to despite ability.

Biggest money is made when playing to the lowest demoninator.

Good news is that man can't grasp the simulation so I'm still around.

PS. Man was warned about this money issue 1000s of years ago.

PSS. The matrix isn't it.

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Re: Dear Jesus

Post by Royal » Mon Feb 27, 2017 3:50 am

Too many hours of troubleshooting errors in installations of installations so I can complete another installation... I feel like this:


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