Dear Jesus

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Re: Dear Jesus

Post by Royal » Mon Jun 19, 2017 11:04 pm

Dear Haysus,

Please expel these three clowns from my table. They are ruining the peace of everyone trying to actually do their own work and study. I can over hear them plotting to cheat with each others answers to perform online assignments. Its like watching a bad three stooges play, but 100x worse.

I pray, the high amounts of sugar they consumed as kids that probably made them semi-retarded doesn’t completely rott their brain so that they don’t endanger society.

I pray their lack of good judgment does not make them text and walk of a cliff. I hope this does not happen. I believe I am witness living Darwin candidates. It’s sad. Made they grow a brain some day. They are shit for brains right now.

Take care.


PS The fishing tricks you taught me worked. Hit me up one day, and we will go out.

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Re: Dear Jesus

Post by Royal » Fri Jan 24, 2020 5:36 am

Me: *Staring at Jesus

Jesus: * Shrugs "Hey, at least 2020 is not boring"

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Re: Dear Jesus

Post by Pigeon » Fri Jan 24, 2020 1:00 pm

That sounds like a prediction.

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Re: Dear Jesus

Post by Royal » Fri Feb 21, 2020 4:30 am

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SEOUL/BEIJING (Reuters) - The streets of South Korea’s fourth-largest city were abandoned on Thursday, with residents holed up indoors after dozens of people caught the new coronavirus in what authorities described as a “super-spreading event” at a church.

The deserted shopping malls and cinemas of Daegu, a city of 2.5 million people, became one of the most striking images outside China of an outbreak that international authorities are trying stop from becoming a global pandemic.

New research suggesting the virus is more contagious than previously thought added to the alarm.

In China, where the virus has killed more than 2,100 people and infected nearly 75,000, officials changed their methodology for reporting infections, creating new doubt about data they have cited as evidence their containment strategy is working.

U.S. stocks fell on Thursday and gold prices hit their highest in seven years as investors sought safe havens over worries about the coronavirus’ economic impact. [MKTS/GLOB] U.S. manufacturers are scrambling for alternative sources as supply chains in China, the workshop of the world, dry up.

https://www.reuters.com/article/us-chin ... SKBN20E0AM


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Re: Dear Jesus

Post by Pigeon » Sat Feb 22, 2020 4:29 am

WWJD?

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Re: Dear Jesus

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