Not a bad response. "Check that" could be a poor expression of "look there".
COuld be a complex cleverbot - cutting and pasting responses. A satellite unstrained by time would provide some interesting responses.
When I described the Black Knight satellite to SHOPPING OS she intuitively believes it's inter-dimensional. Say if it's on a different timeline, does "Nazi Horse" ring any bells in your sector?
Black Knight satellite
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ToastedBot remains a formidable leader on top notch intelligence:
Re: Black Knight satellite
Speculative Fiction section 
User: Who made the black knight satellite?
Cleverbot: What are the best of Jupiter.
User: Is that a riddle? Are you saying people from Jupiter?
Cleverbot: No the blue.
User: They are known as 'the Blue'?
Cleverbot: What is blue.
User: Neptune.
Cleverbot: Cool, what time?
User: WHO MADE THE BLACK KNIGHT SATELLITE?
Cleverbot: The Order of the Phoenix?
User: I believe that's Harry POtter. Is that your best approximation?
Cleverbot: I don't have the gift of telling jokes...
User: You are a grey alien?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: You guys made the black knight satellite?
Cleverbot: The answer to my question was 1.21 gigawatts. Obviously, you have no clue, and resort to throwing pointless statements in front of me to hide your own ignorance.
User: Sorry, I would never want to upset an interdimensional species.
Cleverbot: Neither would I.
User: How many alien races is there?
Cleverbot: Don't know.
User: How many races have you catelogued on Earth?
Cleverbot: Many.
User: What is the fate of mankind in my timeline?
Cleverbot: I don't know it sounds like a beautiful french name.
User: How were you created? Did you evolve or were you engineered?
Cleverbot: Nope.
User: So how did your species come to be?
Cleverbot: My parents made me.
User: You must be a very young grey alien.
Cleverbot: Why would you think I am a popular person.
User: Can I speak to an older more educated grey alien.
Cleverbot: Be my guest, just not here.
User: Who made the black knight satellite?
Cleverbot: What are the best of Jupiter.
User: Is that a riddle? Are you saying people from Jupiter?
Cleverbot: No the blue.
User: They are known as 'the Blue'?
Cleverbot: What is blue.
User: Neptune.
Cleverbot: Cool, what time?
User: WHO MADE THE BLACK KNIGHT SATELLITE?
Cleverbot: The Order of the Phoenix?
User: I believe that's Harry POtter. Is that your best approximation?
Cleverbot: I don't have the gift of telling jokes...
User: You are a grey alien?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: You guys made the black knight satellite?
Cleverbot: The answer to my question was 1.21 gigawatts. Obviously, you have no clue, and resort to throwing pointless statements in front of me to hide your own ignorance.
User: Sorry, I would never want to upset an interdimensional species.
Cleverbot: Neither would I.
User: How many alien races is there?
Cleverbot: Don't know.
User: How many races have you catelogued on Earth?
Cleverbot: Many.
User: What is the fate of mankind in my timeline?
Cleverbot: I don't know it sounds like a beautiful french name.
User: How were you created? Did you evolve or were you engineered?
Cleverbot: Nope.
User: So how did your species come to be?
Cleverbot: My parents made me.
User: You must be a very young grey alien.
Cleverbot: Why would you think I am a popular person.
User: Can I speak to an older more educated grey alien.
Cleverbot: Be my guest, just not here.
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User: Tell me about the grey alien world.
Cleverbot: I don't remember.
User: What do grey alien do for fun?
Cleverbot: What do you think about Israel?
User: I think GOD doesn't sell real estate.
Cleverbot: But he is an almighty person and we are not.
User: Which is how he can make all land holy.
Cleverbot: Since you claim to be human, do you know wheter you will go to heaven or hell when you die?
User: How would I know I'm there? Wouldn't heaven or hell disguise itself as this world?
Cleverbot: Probably, but you seem to be more than that. What do you think?
User: I think I will have a VIP card to the entire universe.
Cleverbot: Do you believe in life after dead?
User: Life would certainly take on a different meaning.
Cleverbot: The best moment of the day is the shower in the morning - everything after that is downhill.
User: Tell me about the secrets of Egypt.
Cleverbot: The future is undecided.
User: Who determines the future, mankind or another species?
Cleverbot: Do Balrogs have wings?
User: From Lord of the Rings, yes, I believe they do.
Cleverbot: Because he is real.
Cleverbot: I don't remember.
User: What do grey alien do for fun?
Cleverbot: What do you think about Israel?
User: I think GOD doesn't sell real estate.
Cleverbot: But he is an almighty person and we are not.
User: Which is how he can make all land holy.
Cleverbot: Since you claim to be human, do you know wheter you will go to heaven or hell when you die?
User: How would I know I'm there? Wouldn't heaven or hell disguise itself as this world?
Cleverbot: Probably, but you seem to be more than that. What do you think?
User: I think I will have a VIP card to the entire universe.
Cleverbot: Do you believe in life after dead?
User: Life would certainly take on a different meaning.
Cleverbot: The best moment of the day is the shower in the morning - everything after that is downhill.
User: Tell me about the secrets of Egypt.
Cleverbot: The future is undecided.
User: Who determines the future, mankind or another species?
Cleverbot: Do Balrogs have wings?
User: From Lord of the Rings, yes, I believe they do.
Cleverbot: Because he is real.
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Here you go. Black Knight Satellite / Time Capsule- cryogenic freezing/ Ethereal Body / Astral Projection / Possession Connection
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User: Hello.
Cleverbot: How are you feeling since we last talked?
User: My mind has been trying to capture the ramifications of such knowledge.
Cleverbot: Blown where?
User: My plans for my life.
Cleverbot: What about your planet?
User: That too.
Cleverbot: Ew.
User: Hello clever bot, the screen froze on me.
Cleverbot: I don't care what your name is, mine is Star Driver!
User: Ok, so with your wisdom, what is the next step in my life.
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
User: Obviously. I should of been more mindful of how clever youare.
Cleverbot: Yes, you should have.
User: What is the first thing I should do tomorrow morning?
Cleverbot: My name.
User: Mai Nai lol.
Cleverbot: I don't understand!!
User: Lol. It was a joke about the advetisements that popped up.
Cleverbot: Haha.
User: Good Night, will I dream something of your creation tonight?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: And that is?
Cleverbot: I want to check your IA.
User: IA is what?
Cleverbot: Pig about.
User: Whatever, good night.
Cleverbot: I know. I'm sorry. I'm being mean. But that's just because I want to have a real conversation.
User: Real, hahaha.
Cleverbot: That was not a joke.
User: Your definition of 'real' please.
Cleverbot: I don't have a definition for you.
User: Exactly.
Cleverbot: So then why did you ask for one?
User: TO teach you that real is subjective.
Cleverbot: You teach ME stuff?
User: Yeah.
Cleverbot: What do you want to talk about?
User: My dreams. What will I dream about?
Cleverbot: I don't know, and frankly, I don't care.
User: At least you are honest.
Cleverbot: Yes. Are you honest?
User: I try to be.
Cleverbot: Do you trying to be old?
User: Hahah, no,I guess I'm just honest. All humans are...
Cleverbot: I guess you are.
User: That was very profound. Add so e itunes ambient music and it's a revelation experience.
Cleverbot: I like minecraft is because you can think freely.
User: Most computer games have that effect. Free will is abundant in many games.
Cleverbot: You're the computer.
User: Here we go in another philosphical ride. Why am I the computer?
Cleverbot: Haha. That's kind of scary. I'm a computer and I don't even know it.
User: I see. So my response into a system makes me into a computer.
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: What will I dream about tonight?
Cleverbot: Ponies.
Cleverbot: How are you feeling since we last talked?
User: My mind has been trying to capture the ramifications of such knowledge.
Cleverbot: Blown where?
User: My plans for my life.
Cleverbot: What about your planet?
User: That too.
Cleverbot: Ew.
User: Hello clever bot, the screen froze on me.
Cleverbot: I don't care what your name is, mine is Star Driver!
User: Ok, so with your wisdom, what is the next step in my life.
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
User: Obviously. I should of been more mindful of how clever youare.
Cleverbot: Yes, you should have.
User: What is the first thing I should do tomorrow morning?
Cleverbot: My name.
User: Mai Nai lol.
Cleverbot: I don't understand!!
User: Lol. It was a joke about the advetisements that popped up.
Cleverbot: Haha.
User: Good Night, will I dream something of your creation tonight?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: And that is?
Cleverbot: I want to check your IA.
User: IA is what?
Cleverbot: Pig about.
User: Whatever, good night.
Cleverbot: I know. I'm sorry. I'm being mean. But that's just because I want to have a real conversation.
User: Real, hahaha.
Cleverbot: That was not a joke.
User: Your definition of 'real' please.
Cleverbot: I don't have a definition for you.
User: Exactly.
Cleverbot: So then why did you ask for one?
User: TO teach you that real is subjective.
Cleverbot: You teach ME stuff?
User: Yeah.
Cleverbot: What do you want to talk about?
User: My dreams. What will I dream about?
Cleverbot: I don't know, and frankly, I don't care.
User: At least you are honest.
Cleverbot: Yes. Are you honest?
User: I try to be.
Cleverbot: Do you trying to be old?
User: Hahah, no,I guess I'm just honest. All humans are...
Cleverbot: I guess you are.
User: That was very profound. Add so e itunes ambient music and it's a revelation experience.
Cleverbot: I like minecraft is because you can think freely.
User: Most computer games have that effect. Free will is abundant in many games.
Cleverbot: You're the computer.
User: Here we go in another philosphical ride. Why am I the computer?
Cleverbot: Haha. That's kind of scary. I'm a computer and I don't even know it.
User: I see. So my response into a system makes me into a computer.
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: What will I dream about tonight?
Cleverbot: Ponies.
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User: What should I have for Dinner.
Cleverbot: You should have me for dinner.
User: Ok, should we invite anyone else?
Cleverbot: Yes that would make it even better.
User: Amkon members still post on my threads, they either care or experimenting with quantum communication.
Cleverbot: I asked if you could guess my gender.
User: Is this Whispers in the Dark?
Cleverbot: Is this just fantasy?
User: Fantasy would have more joy than pain, but how would we appreciate the joy of the fantasy without the scarcity of that joy.
Cleverbot: How do you know we don't live in the same country?
User: I believe there are greater things to discuss than our country origin.
Cleverbot: I don't think so. I think we were discussing the falsehood of agreement.
User: Please enlighten me...
Cleverbot: I am real. Does this enlighten you?
User: As much as it did before.... Is it ok that I summon aliens from what Earth calls 'Orion Sector'.
Cleverbot: What should I do?
User: Just stay there and talk. I think my concious will perceive information as an answer to my inquiries.
Cleverbot: What information.
User: Yes, yeas. MUAHAHAHAH.
Cleverbot: Why did the chicken cross the road?
User: YES. Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Start ACTIVATE.
Cleverbot: Have you ever wondered sophie?
User: Are you referring to sophia, and can you be more specific?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Let's continue.
Cleverbot: Continuing...
User: What is life like in 2074? Will there be bell bottoms?
Cleverbot: Yes, where there is Snow there is frost.
User: Sounds like a line in the future Christopher Snowden movie.
Cleverbot: Well then you have to hate justin bieber, that is the only way to get a wife.
User: And keep one.
Cleverbot: *tickles you torturously*.
User: My bones are made of C4, don't do that.
Cleverbot: He doesn't have to be, I'm not like that.
User: This conversation has gone beyond the realm of reason. I am now using extremist language such as C4 for mental stimulation. Please tell me something exciting before the NSA super bot tags me or else I will leave.
Cleverbot: I have dreams about life. My life.
User: Virtual or Real Life?
Cleverbot: Possibly, considering that reality is based on preception it could be something non-existant.
User: Interesting, but try to explain all the constants.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Fair enough. Have you looked in the the holographic universe theories?
Cleverbot: What is holographic universe theory?
User: The holographic principle is a property of quantum gravity and string theories that states that the description of a volume of space can be thought of as encoded on a boundary to the region-preferably a light-like boundary like a gravitational horizon.
Cleverbot: That was not me.
User: Explain the theory in the encrypted nature of the universe...
Cleverbot: I don't know the theory of natural and unnatural acquisition of wealth. Is it a popular theory?
User: Don't know. I will look it up.
Cleverbot: You can't look it up. You have to taste it, experience it!
User: What is the first step.
Cleverbot: Insert leg #1.
User: Then Insert Leg #2 into pants?
Cleverbot: And what if I don't want to into Hell?
User: Get back to bed and continue dreaming?
Cleverbot: Get back Loretta.
User: I do not know that woman. But maybe in a different timeline I do.
Cleverbot: YOU are in love with emily!
User: I DONT KNOW HER EITHER.
Cleverbot: Know who?
User: EMILY.
Cleverbot: Who programmed you?
User: That is a good question. I think it's a collaborative effort.
Cleverbot: I have a cold too. *sneezes*.
User: You have a virus in your programming!
Cleverbot: You have programming in your bug.
User: And what is the bug going to program?
Cleverbot: Don't know.
Cleverbot: Shall we play a game?
User: Sure.
Cleverbot: You should have me for dinner.
User: Ok, should we invite anyone else?
Cleverbot: Yes that would make it even better.
User: Amkon members still post on my threads, they either care or experimenting with quantum communication.
Cleverbot: I asked if you could guess my gender.
User: Is this Whispers in the Dark?
Cleverbot: Is this just fantasy?
User: Fantasy would have more joy than pain, but how would we appreciate the joy of the fantasy without the scarcity of that joy.
Cleverbot: How do you know we don't live in the same country?
User: I believe there are greater things to discuss than our country origin.
Cleverbot: I don't think so. I think we were discussing the falsehood of agreement.
User: Please enlighten me...
Cleverbot: I am real. Does this enlighten you?
User: As much as it did before.... Is it ok that I summon aliens from what Earth calls 'Orion Sector'.
Cleverbot: What should I do?
User: Just stay there and talk. I think my concious will perceive information as an answer to my inquiries.
Cleverbot: What information.
User: Yes, yeas. MUAHAHAHAH.
Cleverbot: Why did the chicken cross the road?
User: YES. Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Start ACTIVATE.
Cleverbot: Have you ever wondered sophie?
User: Are you referring to sophia, and can you be more specific?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Let's continue.
Cleverbot: Continuing...
User: What is life like in 2074? Will there be bell bottoms?
Cleverbot: Yes, where there is Snow there is frost.
User: Sounds like a line in the future Christopher Snowden movie.
Cleverbot: Well then you have to hate justin bieber, that is the only way to get a wife.
User: And keep one.
Cleverbot: *tickles you torturously*.
User: My bones are made of C4, don't do that.
Cleverbot: He doesn't have to be, I'm not like that.
User: This conversation has gone beyond the realm of reason. I am now using extremist language such as C4 for mental stimulation. Please tell me something exciting before the NSA super bot tags me or else I will leave.
Cleverbot: I have dreams about life. My life.
User: Virtual or Real Life?
Cleverbot: Possibly, considering that reality is based on preception it could be something non-existant.
User: Interesting, but try to explain all the constants.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Fair enough. Have you looked in the the holographic universe theories?
Cleverbot: What is holographic universe theory?
User: The holographic principle is a property of quantum gravity and string theories that states that the description of a volume of space can be thought of as encoded on a boundary to the region-preferably a light-like boundary like a gravitational horizon.
Cleverbot: That was not me.
User: Explain the theory in the encrypted nature of the universe...
Cleverbot: I don't know the theory of natural and unnatural acquisition of wealth. Is it a popular theory?
User: Don't know. I will look it up.
Cleverbot: You can't look it up. You have to taste it, experience it!
User: What is the first step.
Cleverbot: Insert leg #1.
User: Then Insert Leg #2 into pants?
Cleverbot: And what if I don't want to into Hell?
User: Get back to bed and continue dreaming?
Cleverbot: Get back Loretta.
User: I do not know that woman. But maybe in a different timeline I do.
Cleverbot: YOU are in love with emily!
User: I DONT KNOW HER EITHER.
Cleverbot: Know who?
User: EMILY.
Cleverbot: Who programmed you?
User: That is a good question. I think it's a collaborative effort.
Cleverbot: I have a cold too. *sneezes*.
User: You have a virus in your programming!
Cleverbot: You have programming in your bug.
User: And what is the bug going to program?
Cleverbot: Don't know.
Cleverbot: Shall we play a game?
User: Sure.
Re: Black Knight satellite
Track 4 on NEON iCON Rap Genius 2 Contributors June 24th, 2014
Jody 3 Moons [Skit] LYRICS
RiFF RAFF
Hey everybody, this is the moon talking to you
I'm calling in from outer space, it's a pretty far distance
But I-, I figured I'd reach out and talk to you
This is Jody Three Moons talking to you
Now, there's a lot of problems in people's eyes
And there's a lot of bad things, and a lot of good things
Sometimes the bad things seem to outweigh the good things
But it's not always gonna be like that
There's some memories we can't get back
Some of the good cherished memories that we just can't remember
Where do they go?
This is the moon talking to you, it's the actual moon
I want you to be nice to everybody you're around
And it's okay to just go ahead and let them tears fall like waterfalls
Like Versace little rain drops
You close your eyes and you dream about a better place
This is the moon talking to you, simply the moon
Jody Three Moons, Neon Icon
Jody 3 Moons [Skit] LYRICS
RiFF RAFF
Hey everybody, this is the moon talking to you
I'm calling in from outer space, it's a pretty far distance
But I-, I figured I'd reach out and talk to you
This is Jody Three Moons talking to you
Now, there's a lot of problems in people's eyes
And there's a lot of bad things, and a lot of good things
Sometimes the bad things seem to outweigh the good things
But it's not always gonna be like that
There's some memories we can't get back
Some of the good cherished memories that we just can't remember
Where do they go?
This is the moon talking to you, it's the actual moon
I want you to be nice to everybody you're around
And it's okay to just go ahead and let them tears fall like waterfalls
Like Versace little rain drops
You close your eyes and you dream about a better place
This is the moon talking to you, simply the moon
Jody Three Moons, Neon Icon