UFO vs missiles

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Re: UFO vs missiles

Post by Royal » Mon Dec 18, 2017 3:14 am

Pigeon wrote:Watch some con man sell them the planet for some space rocks and a robot.
and saying it was meteor proof -Selling point.

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Re: UFO vs missiles

Post by Pigeon » Mon Dec 18, 2017 3:15 am

I think it will be a secret meeting in Bangkok

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Re: UFO vs missiles

Post by Pigeon » Mon Dec 18, 2017 3:17 am

Solid planet, might lose a few dinosaurs, but barely scratches the paint. Less than 5 billion years on it.

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Re: UFO vs missiles

Post by Pigeon » Mon Dec 18, 2017 3:19 am

After the meeting, the first engineer was referred to as "Bangkok Klaatu" for years.

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Re: UFO vs missiles

Post by Royal » Mon Dec 18, 2017 3:19 am

Pigeon wrote:Solid planet, might lose a few dinosaurs, but barely scratches the paint. Less than 5 billion years on it.
Throw in a moon for free?

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Re: UFO vs missiles

Post by Pigeon » Mon Dec 18, 2017 3:21 am

Sure. Don't expect us to clean up the satellite mess.

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Re: UFO vs missiles

Post by Royal » Mon Dec 18, 2017 3:27 am

Alien Resume:

Planet Administrator
Species creation and extinction
Experienced in creating religions
Resolving planetary anomalies
Fast/Slow evolution strategies
Solar Event DDOS mitigation
Lunar development for hydroelectric systems

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Re: UFO vs missiles

Post by Royal » Mon Dec 18, 2017 3:29 am

Pigeon wrote:Sure. Don't expect us to clean up the satellite mess.
One tried to paint them black to hide in space. Any self respecting planet buyer carries a thermo scanner.

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Re: UFO vs missiles

Post by Pigeon » Mon Dec 18, 2017 3:30 am

Royal wrote:Alien Resume:

Planet Administrator
Species creation and extinction
Experienced in creating religions
Resolving planetary anomalies
Fast/Slow evolution strategies
Solar Event DDOS mitigation
Lunar development for hydroelectric systems
Impressive resume.

But you are over qualified for this position. (Read you might shake up a good thing we have going)

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Re: UFO vs missiles

Post by Pigeon » Mon Dec 18, 2017 3:35 am

Klaatu, don't worry, we'll let the Eridani pirates scrape the satellites.

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