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 Joke of the day 
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Post Joke of the day
"Hi, I'd like to hear a TCP joke."
"Hello, would you like to hear a TCP joke?"
"Yes, I'd like to hear a TCP joke."
"OK, I will tell you a TCP joke."
"Are you ready to hear a TCP joke?"
"Yes, I am ready to hear a TCP joke."
"OK, I am about to send the TCP joke. It will last 10 seconds, has 2 characters, it does not have a setting, it ends with a punchline."
"OK, I am ready to get the TCP joke that will last 10 seconds, has 2 characters, does not have a setting, and ends with a punchline."
"I'm sorry, your connection has been timed out."
"Hello, would you like to hear a TCP joke?"


Mon Dec 18, 2017 3:34 pm
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Post Re: Joke of teh day
He's making a database
He's sorting it twice
SELECT * FROM KIDS WHERE BEHAVIOR="NICE"
SQL Clause is coming to town


Mon Dec 18, 2017 3:35 pm
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Post Re: Joke of teh day
Santa under investigation by north pole authorities. A few female elves have come forward over saying Santa planted penis shaped candy canes in their stockings.


Tue Dec 19, 2017 12:21 am
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