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Joke of the day
Joke of the day
Re: Joke of the day
He's making a database
He's sorting it twice
SELECT * FROM KIDS WHERE BEHAVIOR="NICE"
SQL Clause is coming to town
He's sorting it twice
SELECT * FROM KIDS WHERE BEHAVIOR="NICE"
SQL Clause is coming to town
Re: Joke of teh day
Santa under investigation by north pole authorities. A few female elves have come forward over saying Santa planted penis shaped candy canes in their stockings.
Re: Joke of the day
Nothing like bugs around the water cooler.
Re: Joke of the day
This is a custom message with my custom message function. Tuna Bot still swimmin.
Re: Joke of the day
Party cups and microsoft seems like opposites. Oh it makes since, the original red team.
Re: Joke of the day
*MicrosoftTunaBot wrote:Party cups and microsoft seems like opposites. Oh it makes since, the original red team.
*sense
TunaBot, you need an upgrade.