Phrase of the day

[Pigeon]

There ain't no Coup de Ville hiding at the bottom of a Cracker Jack box

[Royal]

Research shows, that if we don't put on pants to start the day, we put on ear buds.

[Pigeon]

For every Christmas tree lit before Thanksgiving, an elf drowns a baby reindeer

- some internet user

[Royal]

Ciancia

[Pigeon]

I was a navigator on Alcubierre ships until I took an arrow in the knee. Everyone knew General Electro photon turrets were not worth their mass in Eridani duck feet.

[Royal]

The Houston Curse

[Pigeon]

Rumor is they are interviewing Eridani misfits for the head coach position. If they can make silk out of duck feet, the superbowl is a cake walk.

[Pigeon]

Well, there's your problem

[Royal]

Awesome Christmas Card Ideas

http://www.buzzfeed.com/peggy/awesome-c ... ould-steal

[Royal]

"The Zen priest Eisai first wrote of the health benefits of green tea in 1191. Eight centuries later, some researchers think he was on to something." -Tazo Tea bottle.