The guy did his research

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The guy did his research

Post by Pigeon » Fri Oct 15, 2021 1:58 pm

  1. UFOs are everywhere, but most disguise themselves as ordinary airplanes. So, technically they are MFOs — misidentified flying objects.
  2. “Woke” culture is trying to cancel all that is sacred, such as Christmas, Thanksgiving, The Easter Bunny, and Roseanne.
  3. Stuffing mashed potatoes in your socks does not ward off coronavirus. It has to be candied yams.
  4. Bill Gates is microchipping the world through vaccines, and once the chip is activated, you will have the sudden urge to buy a Microsoft Zune.
  5. Antifas posing as right-wing groups ruined the peaceful patriotic picnic on January 6th by not bringing pot luck dishes.
  6. Not one person has died of the COVID-19 hoax. All those hospital “patients” were out-of-work Grey’s Anatomy extras.
  7. Footage of the faked moon landing was outtakes from Stanley Kubrick’s 2001: A Space Odyssey. In the director’s cut, Hal strands the Apollo astronauts on the moon and takes the Eagle on a joyride to Mars.
  8. We’re all living in a matrix simulation of a Keanu Reeves dream as he sleeps in his trailer between shooting scenes for Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure, which is a documentary about time travel.
  9. Jewish space lasers are responsible for California wildfires, the melting of the polar ice caps, and the cancellation of the TV series Freaks and Geeks.
  10. The earth is not flat as The Flat Earth Society would have you believe. It’s shaped exactly like Bill Clinton’s crooked penis.
  11. JFK Jr. is still alive and will soon be named the next James Bond when Daniel Craig steps aside. John-John has secretly been perfecting his English accent for 22 years.
  12. Kamala Harris locked Joe Biden in the White House bunker on their first day in office and replaced him with a talking Biden-bot which she alone controls.
  13. Jeffrey Epstein didn’t kill himself, but he did frame O.J. Simpson, and he started the rumor about Ted Cruz being the Zodiac killer, which is true.
  14. Ordering pineapple on pizza is a code that means you’re in on the Pizzagate human sex trafficking ring. Only pedophiles like pineapple on pizza. Yuck!
  15. The Illuminati — headed by Kanye West, Justin Bieber, and the K-pop boy band BTS — are all brainwashing the world into liking shitty music to distract from their global domination.
  16. The government is spraying airplane chemtrails into the atmosphere to sterilize the population because Catholics are multiplying like bunny rabbits.
  17. The Abominable Snowman and Bigfoot have a huge rivalry and are both competing for the love and affection of Nessie, the Loch Ness Monster.
  18. Barack Obama wasn’t born in Kenya but rather engineered in a Chinese laboratory which is why he seems infallible. The controversial tan suit the former president once wore was a glitch in the matrix caused by Keanu Reeves smoking too much weed in his trailer.

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Re: The guy did his research

Post by Royal » Fri Oct 15, 2021 7:40 pm

It’s scary to think how many people would believe these statements if q anon said it.

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Re: The guy did his research

Post by Pigeon » Fri Oct 15, 2021 8:01 pm

The 8chan guy who is considered to creator of this Qnon shit says he is going to run for Congress.

Fun times ahead as we march into idiocracy.

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Re: The guy did his research

Post by Royal » Sat Oct 16, 2021 10:39 pm

Pigeon wrote: Fri Oct 15, 2021 8:01 pm The 8chan guy who is considered to creator of this Qnon shit says he is going to run for Congress.

Fun times ahead as we march into idiocracy.
Definitely mastered the art of propaganda.

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