Burger Wars

[Royal]

You did see that the salads has more fat and calories then the burgers. They turned on the vegans.

Amazing. Is it all in the dressing?

What could go wrong with boxed salad?

[Pigeon]

I thought it was mostly the dressing.

What could go wrong with boxed salad?

E. Coli comes to mind.

[Royal]

How about no one likes to peal plastic before eating a salad.

[Pigeon]

How about no one likes to peal plastic before eating a salad.

It finally occurred to me why I kept thinking something was off.

"peal plastic"

Peal like bells, some salads might have bells pealing when they are opened. Probably quite pricey though.

[Royal]

What bells?

[Pigeon]

What bells?

peal

noun
noun: peal; plural noun: peals

1. a loud ringing of a bell or bells.

[Pigeon]

The salad has peeled carrots and radishes.

[Royal]

the box salad has a plastic cover.

A fresh appetizing salad gets cut and placed on a plate or bowl.

[Pigeon]

A short quote from V Rations

"The peal of the gum metal bells marked the start of the daily vegan lunch extravaganza.

Plastic boxes, carefully passed about, are perched on knees. At the designated time, the plastic boxes are peeled open and the inviting contents are consumed."

[Pigeon]

Dragging HOMONYMS out then slicing and dicing.

HOMONYMS are words that sound alike but have different meanings.

Homophones are a type of homonym that also sound alike and have different meanings, but have different spellings