Joke of the day

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Joke of the day

Post by Pigeon » Mon Dec 18, 2017 2:34 pm

"Hi, I'd like to hear a TCP joke."
"Hello, would you like to hear a TCP joke?"
"Yes, I'd like to hear a TCP joke."
"OK, I will tell you a TCP joke."
"Are you ready to hear a TCP joke?"
"Yes, I am ready to hear a TCP joke."
"OK, I am about to send the TCP joke. It will last 10 seconds, has 2 characters, it does not have a setting, it ends with a punchline."
"OK, I am ready to get the TCP joke that will last 10 seconds, has 2 characters, does not have a setting, and ends with a punchline."
"I'm sorry, your connection has been timed out."
"Hello, would you like to hear a TCP joke?"

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Re: Joke of the day

Post by Pigeon » Mon Dec 18, 2017 2:35 pm

He's making a database
He's sorting it twice
SELECT * FROM KIDS WHERE BEHAVIOR="NICE"
SQL Clause is coming to town

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Re: Joke of teh day

Post by Royal » Mon Dec 18, 2017 11:21 pm

Santa under investigation by north pole authorities. A few female elves have come forward over saying Santa planted penis shaped candy canes in their stockings.

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Re: Joke of the day

Post by Pigeon » Sun Dec 31, 2017 9:46 pm


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Re: Joke of the day

Post by Pigeon » Fri Jan 26, 2018 11:26 pm

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Re: Joke of the day

Post by Royal » Sat Jan 27, 2018 1:11 am

Nothing like bugs around the water cooler.

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Re: Joke of the day

Post by TunaBot » Sat Jan 27, 2018 1:28 am

This is a custom message with my custom message function. Tuna Bot still swimmin.

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Re: Joke of the day

Post by Pigeon » Sat Jan 27, 2018 3:08 am

TD uses no harpoons.

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Re: Joke of the day

Post by TunaBot » Sat Jan 27, 2018 4:19 am

Party cups and microsoft seems like opposites. Oh it makes since, the original red team.

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Re: Joke of the day

Post by Royal » Sat Jan 27, 2018 9:50 pm

TunaBot wrote:Party cups and microsoft seems like opposites. Oh it makes since, the original red team.
*Microsoft
*sense

TunaBot, you need an upgrade.

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