***Important*** New Ebola Line

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Re: ***Important*** New Ebola Line

Post by Royal » Sun Oct 19, 2014 4:10 am

Today, at Fashion Valley Mall, I entered the Macy's bathroom.

Upon entry, a fresh wind of vomit hits my nostrils. It was thick in the air, much how fast food smells up a car on a hot sunny day.

Since it was day time, I assume someone had the flu, rather than alcohol poisoning or a vicious hangover.

I go into the only stall in the bathroom. There is only one urinal and one stall.

From the looks around the toilet area- the vomit scene had to be done here.

Not only was the stench of vomit stronger, but it had cleaning marks of an amateur janitor that didn't want to do a thorough job.

I lay the toilet seat paper down, and sit.

I start to think - The Ebola.

My mind starts to imagine tiny ebola worms on the bottom of my shoes. Tiny ebola worms on the toilet seats.

I look at the tile on the floor and noticed they missed a spot in cleaning.

The man, while he was vomiting, was spitting to the side on floor tile.

Thank God I placed my Starbucks cup in the far back corner of the stall.

Eventually, I do my business, and proceed to wash my hands thoroughly.

I then remind myself : "Don't touch the eye. The ebola loves entering through the eye"

A person enters the vomit filled bathroom chamber, and I throw away the paper towel in the stainless steel trash can, and leave without prayer.

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Re: ***Important*** New Ebola Line

Post by Pigeon » Sun Oct 19, 2014 4:18 am

If you have met a man named Euler Leadlow then you have meet a MIB.

Anyway, Mr Leadlow remarked to me that you may have stopped by the shoe store. Did you?

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Re: ***Important*** New Ebola Line

Post by Royal » Sun Oct 19, 2014 4:20 am

Yes. Inside Macy's,

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Re: ***Important*** New Ebola Line

Post by Pigeon » Sun Oct 19, 2014 4:24 am

The universe is much stranger than we imagine.

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Re: ***Important*** New Ebola Line

Post by Pigeon » Sun Oct 19, 2014 4:27 am

How long before people are seen wearing HazMat suits in public. Much like masks in the far East.

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Re: ***Important*** New Ebola Line

Post by Royal » Sun Oct 19, 2014 4:29 am

Pigeon wrote:How long before people are seen wearing HazMat suits in public. Much like masks in the far East.
Saw one in rush hour traffic Friday evening. He was Asian.

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Re: ***Important*** New Ebola Line

Post by Pigeon » Sun Oct 19, 2014 4:31 am

Asians always seem to be ahead of the curve. Probably too late to get into the suit sales business. Supplies locked up.

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Re: ***Important*** New Ebola Line

Post by Royal » Tue Oct 28, 2014 2:26 am



E-boli or Just gas?

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