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Pigeon
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Email Spam

Post by Pigeon » Tue May 24, 2011 5:38 pm

Random email spam
Subject: Army Ribbons

Damn if I know...

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*Dear Sir.*

*Since accept order ribbons via e-mail. I express heartfelt to thanks.*

*Because, The original e-mail address leuhand@ebtnet.net
<mailto:leuhand@ebtnet.net> contact*

*to connection and delivery had problems.*

*I will to do ended use that. We had attached other e-mail address*

<deletd urls>
<deleted email>

*Also, Attached my website <deleted>
<deleted> visit that please.*

*I hope so forever to do service for you and attached new order form.*

*Thank you very much!*

Sincerely,
Leu's Handicraft Co.
P.O.Box 521
No. 1-2 Lane 23 Han Sheng E. Road
Pan Chiao City, Taipei. Taiwan
PH:(886)2-2259-0152 Fax:(886)2-2257-2122

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"I will to do ended use that." - That's what I said about The Kon...

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Re: Email Spam

Post by SweetGrass » Tue May 24, 2011 9:16 pm

:biglol:
I love when foreigners write me emails and use a lousy translator.
We're all travelers in this world. From the sweet grass to the packing house. Birth 'til death. We travel between the eternities. - Prentice Ritter

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Location: In Your Bedroom. Hi! :D

Re: Email Spam

Post by Egg » Tue May 24, 2011 9:18 pm

YES! I too love foreigners to do.


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Re: Email Spam

Post by Kat » Wed May 25, 2011 8:36 am

Is on to do list my happy foreign order ribbon, then heartfelt to tie round neck decoration not glad choking.
If I could get any animal it would be a dolphin. I want one bad. Me and my mom went swimming with dolphins. I was like, 'How do we get one of those?' and she was like, 'You can't get a dolphin. What are you gonna do, put it in your pool?' Miley Cyrus

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Re: Email Spam

Post by Pigeon » Wed May 25, 2011 1:07 pm

That one lucky best translation, kat.

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Re: Email Spam

Post by MrPenny » Wed May 25, 2011 2:03 pm

Best of result is do understanding achieve.

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Re: Email Spam

Post by SweetGrass » Wed May 25, 2011 11:13 pm

Hello,

I am Dr. Kelvin MCManaman, a Legitimate and Reputable Money Lender, We offer loan at 5% interest rate. For more information, contact me via email: oceanwideloanfirm@yahoo.de

Regards,
Dr. Kelvin MCManaman
We're all travelers in this world. From the sweet grass to the packing house. Birth 'til death. We travel between the eternities. - Prentice Ritter

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Re: Email Spam

Post by SweetGrass » Thu May 26, 2011 12:08 am

Foundthis hilarious website about funny translations....here's a few that were on there.

In a brochure of a car rental firm in Tokyo:
When passenger of foot heave in sight, tootle the horn. Trumpet him melodiously at first, but if he still obstacles your passage then tootle him with vigor.

In a Belgrade hotel elevator:
To move the cabin, push button for wishing floor. If the cabin should enter more persons, each one should press a number of wishing floor. Driving is then going alphabetically by national order.

In a Yugoslavian hotel:
The flattening of underwear with pleasure is the job of the chambermaid.

On the menu of a Polish hotel:
Salad a firm's own make; limpid red beet soup with cheesy dumplings in the form of a finger; roasted duck let loose; beef rashers beaten up in the country people's fashion.

In a Bangkok temple:
It is forbidden to enter a woman even a foreigner if dressed as a man.

In a Norwegian cocktail lounge:
Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar.
We're all travelers in this world. From the sweet grass to the packing house. Birth 'til death. We travel between the eternities. - Prentice Ritter

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