DHS Is On It's Toes

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DHS Is On It's Toes

Post by Dr Exile » Mon Jan 30, 2012 4:34 pm

Idiots.

:facepalm:

Two British tourists were flagged by the Department of Siegheil Security because they "Tweeted" that they were going to Party, and made a joke from a "Family Guy" cartoon.

The fat ladies in spandex mistook British slang for a terrorist threat. The kids tweeted that they were going to "destroy America", generation Y slang for party hearty, and made reference to a cartoon gag about digging up Marilyn Monroe's grave.

The brain surgeons then looked through the kids bags for spades! The kids were stuffed in holding sells with tattooed Mexican drug smugglers for twelve hours, then deported.

Meanwhile, the American tourist trade tanks.
Credo quia absurdum.

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Re: DHS Is On It's Toes

Post by Pigeon » Mon Jan 30, 2012 5:33 pm

The biggest bully on the block has found out it needs to watch it's back. It will do so with the usual waste of money, inefficient methods and self-inflicted fear that is it's trademark.

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Re: DHS Is On It's Toes

Post by IndicusMaximus » Tue Jan 31, 2012 9:06 am

America trumps humanity. Humanity trumps individuality.

Even if they were joking, this reveals the fundamental flaw in American logic.

Anyone who isn't with us is against us. Who is "Us"?

"Us" is a club, and YOU AIN'T IN IT!!!!

So what exactly IS America?

It is a psychological prison.

Anyone infected by American logic is subconsciously a Mr. Smith.

I haven't even begun to address the psychological Auschwitz called "humanity" yet... one prison at a time.
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Re: DHS Is On It's Toes

Post by IndicusMaximus » Tue Jan 31, 2012 9:17 am

I don't support so called "terror", but I don't support America, either.

And I just happened to have been born here by accident, ignorant as fuck and hopelessly clinging to the falsehood of permanence that this bullshit Patriot Machine peddles as gospel.

It deserves to be destroyed, and I welcome the day it is so all of our illusions will be disspelled.
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Re: DHS Is On It's Toes

Post by Pigeon » Tue Jan 31, 2012 1:46 pm

Yep, most citizens of the US are not in the club.

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