The Evil Crawling Hand of Doom
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Aw, leave the dudes alone. They're planning our future.
"But that's no more true than saying the universe is ineluctably bound to the Second Law of Thermodynamics. In the end it's all an entropic stew but in the meantime we got some serious livin' to do." Arthur Afterburn
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Well, I'm glad somebody is. I don't even know what I'm going to have for lunch.
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I'm going to have fresh broiled sea turtle steak, a Martian favorite.I don't even know what I'm going to have for lunch.
Credo quia absurdum.
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Do you use the shell for soup?Dr Exile wrote:I'm going to have fresh broiled sea turtle steak, a Martian favorite.I don't even know what I'm going to have for lunch.
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Even better than sex with a sea turtle shell?Dr Exile wrote:Sea turtle soup is better than sex.
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Martians have been known to engage in oral sex with turtles...much to their disgrace.
"But that's no more true than saying the universe is ineluctably bound to the Second Law of Thermodynamics. In the end it's all an entropic stew but in the meantime we got some serious livin' to do." Arthur Afterburn
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My Uncle Emmitt boinked a sea turtle once, and it's off spring was Gamera. Old Emmitt always felt bad about Tokyo stomped flat after that.
Credo quia absurdum.
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Wait! Who's mouth is being used?Cartoonsyndicate wrote:Martians have been known to engage in oral sex with turtles...much to their disgrace.
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I did notice that Gamera had Emmet's nose and ruddy complexion. Shame about Tokyo though.Dr Exile wrote:My Uncle Emmitt boinked a sea turtle once, and it's off spring was Gamera. Old Emmitt always felt bad about Tokyo stomped flat after that.
"But that's no more true than saying the universe is ineluctably bound to the Second Law of Thermodynamics. In the end it's all an entropic stew but in the meantime we got some serious livin' to do." Arthur Afterburn