The Evil Crawling Hand of Doom

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Re: The Evil Crawling Hand of Doom

Post by Cartoonsyndicate » Mon Jun 13, 2011 3:49 pm

Aw, leave the dudes alone. They're planning our future.
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Re: The Evil Crawling Hand of Doom

Post by Egg » Mon Jun 13, 2011 3:51 pm

Well, I'm glad somebody is. I don't even know what I'm going to have for lunch.

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Re: The Evil Crawling Hand of Doom

Post by Dr Exile » Mon Jun 13, 2011 3:53 pm

I don't even know what I'm going to have for lunch.
I'm going to have fresh broiled sea turtle steak, a Martian favorite.
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Re: The Evil Crawling Hand of Doom

Post by Egg » Mon Jun 13, 2011 3:54 pm

Dr Exile wrote:
I don't even know what I'm going to have for lunch.
I'm going to have fresh broiled sea turtle steak, a Martian favorite.
Do you use the shell for soup?

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Re: The Evil Crawling Hand of Doom

Post by Dr Exile » Mon Jun 13, 2011 3:55 pm

Sea turtle soup is better than sex.
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Re: The Evil Crawling Hand of Doom

Post by Egg » Mon Jun 13, 2011 3:56 pm

Dr Exile wrote:Sea turtle soup is better than sex.
Even better than sex with a sea turtle shell?

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Re: The Evil Crawling Hand of Doom

Post by Cartoonsyndicate » Mon Jun 13, 2011 4:37 pm

Martians have been known to engage in oral sex with turtles...much to their disgrace.
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Re: The Evil Crawling Hand of Doom

Post by Dr Exile » Mon Jun 13, 2011 4:44 pm

My Uncle Emmitt boinked a sea turtle once, and it's off spring was Gamera. Old Emmitt always felt bad about Tokyo stomped flat after that.
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Re: The Evil Crawling Hand of Doom

Post by Egg » Mon Jun 13, 2011 4:51 pm

Cartoonsyndicate wrote:Martians have been known to engage in oral sex with turtles...much to their disgrace.
Wait! Who's mouth is being used?

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Re: The Evil Crawling Hand of Doom

Post by Cartoonsyndicate » Mon Jun 13, 2011 4:53 pm

Dr Exile wrote:My Uncle Emmitt boinked a sea turtle once, and it's off spring was Gamera. Old Emmitt always felt bad about Tokyo stomped flat after that.
I did notice that Gamera had Emmet's nose and ruddy complexion. Shame about Tokyo though.
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