US Files Declaration of OBL Death

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US Files Declaration of OBL Death

Post by Pigeon » Mon Jun 20, 2011 3:51 am

US Files Declaration of OBL Death

Some of the info seems a bit strange...

Link to PDF Document

His complete name list...

USAMA BIN LADEN,
a/k/a Usamah Bin-Muhammad Bin-Ladin,
a/k/a Shaykh Usamah Bin-Ladin
a/k/a Abu Abdullah,
a/k/a Mujahid Shaykh,
a/k/a Hajj,
a/k/a Abdul Hay,
a/k/a al Qaqa,
a/k/a the Director,
a/k/a the Supervisor,
a/k/a the Contractor

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Re: US Files Declaration of OBL Death

Post by Egg » Mon Jun 20, 2011 4:00 am

Pigeon wrote:US Files Declaration of OBL Death

Some of the info seems a bit strange...

Link to PDF Document

His complete name list...

USAMA BIN LADEN,
a/k/a Usamah Bin-Muhammad Bin-Ladin,
a/k/a Shaykh Usamah Bin-Ladin
a/k/a Abu Abdullah,
a/k/a Mujahid Shaykh,
a/k/a Hajj,
a/k/a Abdul Hay,
a/k/a al Qaqa,
a/k/a the Director,
a/k/a the Supervisor,
a/k/a the Contractor
Finished reading. What do you think is strange, Pigeon?


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Re: US Files Declaration of OBL Death

Post by Pigeon » Mon Jun 20, 2011 4:02 am

I thought the bio for the medical guy was odd. As if he is trying to convince people to believe in him.

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Re: US Files Declaration of OBL Death

Post by Egg » Mon Jun 20, 2011 4:07 am

Pigeon wrote:I thought the bio for the medical guy was odd. As if he is trying to convince people to believe in him.
I think that's pretty standard. Watch a trial, when they call an "expert" they always give a run of all the person's accomplishments. I think it's the same thing here. ;)


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Re: US Files Declaration of OBL Death

Post by Dr Exile » Mon Jun 20, 2011 4:52 am

They forgot:

a/k/a Barack Hussein Obama.
Credo quia absurdum.

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Re: US Files Declaration of OBL Death

Post by Kat » Mon Jun 20, 2011 7:56 am

Slightly more than one in 11.8 quadrillion morons believe in this bullshit, and soon enough the rest will stop caring.

Hey is Hangover II any good?
If I could get any animal it would be a dolphin. I want one bad. Me and my mom went swimming with dolphins. I was like, 'How do we get one of those?' and she was like, 'You can't get a dolphin. What are you gonna do, put it in your pool?' Miley Cyrus

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Re: US Files Declaration of OBL Death

Post by Pam » Mon Jun 20, 2011 8:07 am

Kat wrote:Slightly more than one in 11.8 quadrillion morons believe in this bullshit, and soon enough the rest will stop caring.

Hey is Hangover II any good?
:lol:

I don't think any hangover can be described as good Kat ;)

If you didn't enjoy your first one, the second one will be much the same!

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Re: US Files Declaration of OBL Death

Post by lkwalker » Mon Jun 20, 2011 1:52 pm

Kat wrote:Slightly more than one in 11.8 quadrillion morons believe in this bullshit, and soon enough the rest will stop caring.

Hey is Hangover II any good?
Count me among the 11.8 quadrillion. In order to abandon potential prosecution the state asserts that the potential defendant is dead and has offered proof to that effect. Rather than 'bullshit' it is accepted procedure. Your implied skepticism is the real bullshit here- unless you're proposing to put a dead man on trial.
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Re: US Files Declaration of OBL Death

Post by Dr Exile » Mon Jun 20, 2011 3:34 pm

The dead man has been dead for some time and had been in a house hold freezer unit awaiting the needed dog wagging moment.

When it was determined that the current White House squatter needed a decorated cod piece they thawed the dead man out, put a bullet in his dead head and did a photo op.

The body that went overboard was a poor schmuck picked up at skid row.
Credo quia absurdum.

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Re: US Files Declaration of OBL Death

Post by lkwalker » Mon Jun 20, 2011 4:04 pm

Well that seems to be Kat's theory too.
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