My ride in the Zipulator

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Re: My ride in the Zipulator

Post by TraumaT » Sat Jul 16, 2011 2:43 pm

lkwalker wrote:I'm being a jerk? Hahahaha. I must have missed that somehow.
That's nice, dear.

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Re: My ride in the Zipulator

Post by lkwalker » Sat Jul 16, 2011 2:47 pm

That's better.
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Re: My ride in the Zipulator

Post by TraumaT » Sat Jul 16, 2011 2:53 pm

lkwalker wrote:That's better.
Hahahaha, annoying bastard.

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Re: My ride in the Zipulator

Post by lkwalker » Sat Jul 16, 2011 3:25 pm

I try
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Re: My ride in the Zipulator

Post by Dr Exile » Mon Aug 29, 2011 10:01 pm

Dear Aisha,

I am so glad to see that you and Safia made it safely to Algeria.

I am fine on this space ship, though I am having a hard time adjusting to the British cuisine served by the ghost of a Miss Jennifer Paterson, but I'm enjoying the company of her steward Angus, a fine specimen of a servant. He's some sort of Highland Scott moat monster. I could raise some hell if I could clone him! But no need, I found an old army the Martian has forgotten about. He collected them from some lost civilization hundreds of years ago and forgot about them. If I could abscond with them.....
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I could take them with me to the fourth planet in the Elba system. The Amalgamated Cabal of Planets has decided to make me Grand Exalted Ruler there. They are impressed with my ability to keep order for four decades in a shit hole filled with loony ragheads.

Think of it Aisha, as ruler of an entire planet I could declare the first interplanetary war against the Earth to avenge the meddling in our internal affairs.

If you and mommy need any cash there is an account at the Swiss Bank Trust for Tin Pots, account number [coded]

Your loving father Moammar
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Re: My ride in the Zipulator

Post by IndicusMaximus » Mon Aug 29, 2011 10:31 pm

shmuppy dagface was hiding in the broom comartment, waiting for the chance to pounce upon an unwitting ship sheep in a dusting mood.
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Re: My ride in the Zipulator

Post by Dr Exile » Tue Aug 30, 2011 5:24 am

Dearest Pumpkin,

I'm back on the Zipulator. I'm going to try to kidnap G'Daffy for the reward money. I think I can get Lamuel Tucker the first make to go along with me if I split the loot. You need anything before I donate my half to PETA?

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Re: My ride in the Zipulator

Post by Dr Exile » Sat Sep 03, 2011 3:55 am

Dearest Pumpkin,

I'm afraid I will be gone for a while, the Zipulator is deep in space now, well on it's way to Elba IV.

The first mate refused to throw in with me on my plan to kidnap G'Daffy for the reward money. He laughed at me and said it was chicken feed, then showed me his quarters, filled to the rafters with trunks of gold doubloons.

I have no idea how long I will be stuck on this rust bucket. Feed the cat if you would,

Love,

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Re: My ride in the Zipulator

Post by IndicusMaximus » Sat Sep 03, 2011 4:12 am

Godspeed.
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Re: My ride in the Zipulator

Post by Dr Exile » Sat Sep 03, 2011 4:13 pm

Thank you Indie, the sooner we get Moammer installed as the Great Leader on Elba IV, the soon he can exact his revenge for international meddling in his old countries internal affairs.
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