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IRREGULARITY STEMS


A purposeful glitch in the matrix used at the start of the day to throw off the rest of the day.


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FORGIVABLE ABSTENTION


The decision not to critique a voters choice to abstain given the lack of qualified candidates or important issues.


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UNSERVICED ONENESS


The ability to find "wholeness" without the assistance of others.


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CRANING FRIENDS


Moving a passed out friend from point A (neighbors lawn) to point B (one's own lawn)


Thu May 07, 2015 6:08 am
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THOUSAND WANDERINGS
ORCHARD MULTICOLOURED
MOUTHWATERING UNREST
HIGHWAY PARLIAMENTARIAN
RIOTER COPYING
SUCCEED OCCUPATIONALLY
POLICED PENGUIN
DUCTILE JERKIN
EXTRAVAGANCE COVEN
UNLISTED NEUROLOGIST
PONCHO EFFECT
TRACED SOPHISTRY
LATINO RAGES
CORONAL SEANCE
CREAMY FLEDGELING
FOOTWORK HYDROGEN
SELFESTEEM INFUSE
ANIMATED SPAM
PATHOLOGICAL EVOCATIONS
HEADWORK BURDOCK


Fri May 08, 2015 5:22 am
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THOUSAND WANDERINGS
ORCHARD MULTICOLOURED
MOUTHWATERING UNREST
HIGHWAY PARLIAMENTARIAN
RIOTER COPYING
SUCCEED OCCUPATIONALLY
POLICED PENGUIN
DUCTILE JERKIN
EXTRAVAGANCE COVEN
UNLISTED NEUROLOGIST
PONCHO EFFECT
TRACED SOPHISTRY
LATINO RAGES
CORONAL SEANCE
CREAMY FLEDGELING
FOOTWORK HYDROGEN
SELFESTEEM INFUSE
ANIMATED SPAM
PATHOLOGICAL EVOCATIONS
HEADWORK BURDOCK


A THOUSAND WANDERINGS-
In a farm town of Southern California, thousands of people gathered here in this ORCHARD MULTICOLOURED with MOUTHWATERING UNREST about the current irrigation rules that farmers face with their crop. It is day 4, and California's Government has not addressed the farmers concerns to obtain more water. Only a local HIGHWAY PARLIAMENTARIAN has talked to the protesting farmers and called for an end to the RIOTER COPYING. He explains to the gathered masses: 'We must change with the times and not depend on government action to SUCCEED OCCUPATIONALLY". Many farmers ignored the Parliamentarian as they accused him of being a passive aggressive provocateur.

While the country was distracted by a POLICED PENGUIN in Antarctica get chased by Animal Control on Monday for DUCTILE JERKIN, the farmers have been protesting in the hundreds intensely and setting up an EXTRAVAGANCE COVEN to help manifest their resources for water. We spoke to Jim Hart, a local farmer and UNLISTED NEUROLOGIST about the coven. He explains the coven is carefully used in a unique way to keep it's purity and imaginative appeal. If the Coven was used too much, it would suffer from the PONCHO EFFECT and be ineffective to it's purpose.

About 30 minutes away, the LATINO RAGES began after a peaceful CORONAL SEANCE. The situation here is dire for migrant workers due to the lack of work from the low crop output. We talked to a migrant worker, Manny Guzman, who is now working as a dishwasher at the CREAMY FLEDGELING Family Restaurant to get an idea on how dire the situation in. Manny explained that his town with a strong latino community has faced strong restrictions and fines for water use while predominantly caucasian communities have not faced the same restrictions or fines.

Manny also has a job at an upscale restaurant in the downtown district, a predominantly caucasian neighborhood. Here is where he noticed the difference in water use. "I working here an see the water being use, I workin there, I see the water used by deeferin people, there is difference as I FOOTWORK HYDROGEN, and ease not fair". His daughter Sally Guzman, said Manny's two jobs are "a nice SELFESTEEM INFUSE for the family". Sally explained that other workers have jobs holding up signs for local businesses essentially becoming "ANIMATED SPAM". She says enthusiastically "our father is working hard to provide us enough money to pay the bills, and we are proud of him. He's frustrated with the double standard placed by the State."

As the protests continue for both farmers and migrant workers, there is a good chance they will come together and the PATHOLOGICAL EVOCATIONS will continue. "Bring the HEADWORK BURDOCK!" Jim Hart shouts enthusiastically.

Royal Buddha, Channel 10 News.


Fri May 08, 2015 7:02 am
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Thanks Royal, for the report. Tomorrow on 10 News, "ISIS nears the Desalinization plant under construction. Is it INVADING REFILLING or just another economic investment underway by ISIS".


Fri May 08, 2015 1:12 pm
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Brown outs grip the Northeast before outage

As brown outs continued to plague the Northeast, utility workers launched Operation MEGAVOLT LIMPING in an attempt to stabalize the grid. Focusing on unplugging Star Bucks coffee machines, the valiant effort failed and Con Eds operation UNFED ELECTROMAGNET automatically went into effect as the grid shutdown.

"Losing the 245KV lines at Ramapo, Gobblers Cut and TomBrady effectively shutdown the grid" according to a spokesman without a name.

"Several nuclear plants with black start capability are working to reboot the grid" according the nuclear utility spokesman Homer Simpson.

News 9 reporters haven't been able to determine if rioters or ISIS had any part in the blackout so we believe they did.

A local man interviewed was concerned he caused the black out because he didn't pay his last electric bill. He is now in hiding after a mob threatened him after hearing his statement.

That's it for tonight, stay tuned to channel 9 for CRACKPOT APPRENTICE, which follows after the 20 minute commercial break.

Good night and Be Sure To Drink Your Ovaltine.


Fri May 08, 2015 1:45 pm
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CODEINE TONGUETWISTERS are the stories the police hear quite often when they question someone found on a street corner with Crack in their possession.


Fri May 08, 2015 7:17 pm
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The soft shoe shuffler sent a FLATTER VOLLEY to the man at the counter, but he wasn't an easy mark.


Sun May 10, 2015 4:34 am
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The soft shoe shuffler sent a FLATTER VOLLEY to the man at the counter, but he wasn't an easy mark.


Most likely due to CRAFTILY OVERMATCHING.


Sun May 10, 2015 5:55 am
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Becky was the daughter of a simple man and felt out of place at a luncheon where society ladies filled the air with ETIQUETTE NOISE of their banker husbands and private school daughters.


Mon May 11, 2015 5:21 pm
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I made my first million with the UMBRELLA HEADSCARF then lost it with the Hell's Hand Basket.

-Doc Hazelnut, inventor and part time rabble rouser


Mon May 11, 2015 11:30 pm
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