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Pigeon
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Douchebags

Post by Pigeon » Mon Jul 04, 2011 5:12 pm

I'll tell you who should be tortured and killed at Guantanamo: every filthy Democrat in the U.S. Congress.

- Sean Hannity

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Re: Douchebags

Post by Egg » Mon Jul 04, 2011 5:53 pm

Pigeon wrote:I'll tell you who should be tortured and killed at Guantanamo: every filthy Democrat in the U.S. Congress.

- Sean Hannity
He is truly a douchebag.


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Re: Douchebags

Post by Cartoonsyndicate » Mon Jul 04, 2011 7:08 pm

Reptilican Taliban.
"But that's no more true than saying the universe is ineluctably bound to the Second Law of Thermodynamics. In the end it's all an entropic stew but in the meantime we got some serious livin' to do." Arthur Afterburn

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Re: Douchebags

Post by IndicusMaximus » Mon Jul 04, 2011 7:42 pm

Everyone except me is a douchebag.
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Re: Douchebags

Post by Royal » Mon Jul 04, 2011 7:45 pm

Does he ever go out in public? Or does he live in the studio?

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Re: Douchebags

Post by IndicusMaximus » Mon Jul 04, 2011 7:51 pm

He lives in a small crevice beneath the upstairs toilet bowl.
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Re: Douchebags

Post by Pigeon » Mon Jul 04, 2011 8:08 pm

“Slavery built the South. I’m not saying we should bring it back; I’m just saying it had its merits. For one thing, the streets were safer after dark.”

- Rush Limbaugh (1951-), American radio host and political commentator

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Re: Douchebags

Post by Pigeon » Mon Jul 04, 2011 8:09 pm

“Canada is a sweet country. It is like your retarded cousin you see at Thanksgiving and sort of pat him on the head. You know, he’s nice but you don’t take him seriously. That’s Canada.”

- Tucker Carlson (1969-), American news correspondent and political commentato

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Re: Douchebags

Post by Pigeon » Mon Jul 04, 2011 8:11 pm

“Inbreeding is how we get championship horses.”

- Carl Gunter (1938-1999), Democratic representative from Louisiana, explaining why he opposed a 1990 anti-abortion bill that allowed abortion in cases of incest

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Re: Douchebags

Post by Pigeon » Mon Jul 04, 2011 8:13 pm

“I think the Jews need me right now.”

– Geraldo Rivera (1943-), American journalist and talk show host describing his decision to embrace his Jewish heritage

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