Quantum Levitation

[Egg]

I need that boys, thanks. The druggies' pit bull next door ate Ash's dog Zoe.

Huh? Come on.

[Dr Exile]

Yup. Good thing I'm 2,200 miles away, my first reaction would be to grab an M-14 with a 40 round clip of .308, put five in the pit bull, and the rest in the trailer they live in to render it less inhabitable. I have a feeling the fuzz would take a dim view of my temper tantrum and side with the druggies.

[Egg]

Holy shit. I'm sorry, Doc.

[Pigeon]

Here, if one has stock and a dog arrives to harass it then the dog is fair game. Pit bulls suck anyway mainly because their owners are usually irresponsible idiots.