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Post by Pigeon » Fri Nov 17, 2017 12:58 am

I’ve got a really good UDP joke to tell you

I don’t know if you’ll get it, though.

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Re: Humor

Post by Pigeon » Fri Nov 17, 2017 1:01 am

about:mozilla

The twins of Mammon quarrelled. Their warring plunged the world into a new darkness, and the beast abhorred the darkness. So it began to move swiftly, and grew more powerful, and went forth and multiplied. And the beasts brought fire and light to the darkness.

from The Book of Mozilla, 15:1

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Re: Humor

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Re: Humor

Post by Pigeon » Fri Nov 17, 2017 1:26 am

Why was C++ allowed in Fancy Restaurant but C wasn't

Because C has no class

exit(0); //I'll C myself out

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Re: Humor

Post by Royal » Fri Nov 17, 2017 1:50 am

Pigeon wrote:I’ve got a really good UDP joke to tell you

I don’t know if you’ll get it, though.
I did!

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Re: Humor

Post by Pigeon » Fri Nov 17, 2017 2:03 am

After all it's UDP

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Re: Humor

Post by Pigeon » Thu Dec 27, 2018 3:46 am

It gets a haha

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Re: Humor

Post by Pigeon » Thu Dec 27, 2018 3:57 am

mug.fill(0xC0FFEE)

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Re: Humor

Post by Pigeon » Thu Dec 27, 2018 2:43 pm

This should work

:)

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Re: Humor

Post by Royal » Fri Dec 28, 2018 3:14 am

This should work
Private: "This should work sir"

Drill Sergeant: "It WILL work OR it WILL NOT. Their is no should, could, or maybe!"

Private: "Sir, I am in IT sir"

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