All Life Forms to be Terminated on Space Station

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All Life Forms to be Terminated on Space Station

Post by Dr Exile » Tue Aug 23, 2011 3:35 am

Robonaut has been turned on by NASA ground control.

Unknown to the humans NASA bought the control chips from a clearing house in China. The robot has been preprogrammed to kill every one on board tonight while they sleep.
Credo quia absurdum.
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Re: All Life Forms to be Terminated on Space Station

Post by Egg » Tue Aug 23, 2011 3:36 am

Dr Exile wrote:Robonaut has been turned on by NASA ground control.

Unknown to the humans NASA bought the control chips from a clearing house in China. The robot has been preprogrammed to kill every one on board tonight while they sleep.

:lol: Why does this make me laugh?

I think the Chinese have implanted chips in my brain....

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Re: All Life Forms to be Terminated on Space Station

Post by Dr Exile » Fri Aug 26, 2011 2:59 pm

Good thing the Chinese spy robot killed everyone, because they would have starved anyway.

For the first time in Russian history a Russian rocket was launched without using vacuum tube powered computers, opting instead to use NASA supplied micro chips that NASA bought from China. The supply ship crashed.
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Re: All Life Forms to be Terminated on Space Station

Post by TraumaT » Fri Aug 26, 2011 3:03 pm

Dr Exile wrote:Robonaut has been turned on by NASA ground control.
Now THAT is some kinky sex.
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