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Baiduspider

Post by Pigeon » Sun Aug 10, 2014 3:10 am

The Baiduspider bangs on this place all day. You would think they would give up.

All they get is this:

No soup for you

Come back, one year

(BaiduSpider and the Asshats that run it)

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Re: Baiduspider

Post by TD NEWS » Sun Aug 10, 2014 1:12 pm

^ I know, Owner-Dude, I know.

You may want to be a lil kinder to it though...try sayin' something like this: "Love you longtime, Baidu Spider!", when it turns away after another heavy beating!

Problem is...you just KNOW it'll be back for some tasty Dolphin soup by next week... :facepalm:
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Re: Baiduspider

Post by Pigeon » Sun Aug 10, 2014 1:23 pm

Owner-Dude
It's Pigeon or Mr. Pigeon or NSA Operative Pigeon or Your Excellence...

Take your pick :)

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Re: Baiduspider

Post by Pigeon » Sun Aug 10, 2014 1:25 pm

They used to bring up a large number of connections. Maybe they want this stuff really badly.

Sorry, all they get is their special page.

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Re: Baiduspider

Post by TD NEWS » Sun Aug 10, 2014 1:38 pm

Pigeon wrote:
Owner-Dude
It's Pigeon or Mr. Pigeon or NSA Operative Pigeon or Your Excellence...

Take your pick
:)
Can you try to comeup with a few more name choices, Owner-Dude...?

...Maybe a sliiiight variation of my favourite pet-name...? You see...I'm quite picky when it comes to names. Just can't help it. :facepalm:
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Re: Baiduspider

Post by TD NEWS » Sun Aug 10, 2014 1:44 pm

Pigeon wrote:They used to bring up a large number of connections. Maybe they want this stuff really badly.

Sorry, all they get is their special page.
That's a very clever method to send annoying bots away, I must admit. I wish Toasted Dolphin had acfew of its own cyber bots... We could programme them to post threads on the HUNDREDS of different Fora out there like Conflict does to publicise his new Forum...

...Can you imagine how much the TD-BOT would get hammerd on promotional visits to GLP, though?! I bet it would be re-directed to the "Pay-As-You-Play" section at Tavistock! :facepalm:
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Re: Baiduspider

Post by Pigeon » Sun Aug 10, 2014 3:14 pm

Try

http://toasteddolphin.com/baidu.html

Damned old bots...

gotta watch'em in case they learn...

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Re: Baiduspider

Post by TD NEWS » Sun Aug 10, 2014 3:43 pm

Okay! Will do...

Hope the link is safe, though... :facepalm:
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Re: Baiduspider

Post by Pigeon » Sun Aug 10, 2014 4:10 pm

It's a TD link...good to go

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Re: Baiduspider

Post by TD NEWS » Sun Aug 10, 2014 4:32 pm

^ Now THAT'S what I call an answer, Owner-Dude!

Actually...I had a nice laugh when I saw it! I hope those Chinks burn up whenever their bots send the TD Forum message back to Beijing HQ!
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