2016 Rep Q and A

[Pigeon]

First look at recent simulation memory dump

Simulation Memory Walker running

#aquire
Simulation #8839264896331
#describe
2016 Republican loaded question and answer
#verify
No single event upset found
#set datalog lulz.datalog
#set mod
mod>openMouth
We're ready.
[mental side channel]Let's screw with Thump first.
Mr. Thump, are you a Republican or a traitor?
mod>
#properties Thump
hasMoney=lots
buyPeople=true
ROI=required
tactLevel=10%
PCfactor=0%
#set Trump
Thump>openmouth
I've given every one on this stage money.
Hey Shristie, yeah I filed bankruptcy in NJ.
I'm a good bidness man.
Every one is going bankrupt in Atlantic City.
Thump>
#set Jed
Jed>openmouth
%unable to decode response
Jed>
#set Rubic
Rubic>openMouth
I am the son of poor immigrants.
Rubic>
#set Shristie
Shristie>openMouth
People don't need their 4th amendment rights.
Get those terrorists.
Shristie>
#set Band
Band>openMouth
Shristie is an idiot.
Hug Obama again.
Band>
#set Shristie
Shristie>openMouth
I hug for 9-11.
Shristie>
#set Crux
Crux>openMouth
I always tell the truth. I'll get out of bed with the lobbyists.
[mental side channel]Yeah, they will believe that one.
Crux>
#set Thump
Thump>openMouth
The trouble with the country is that it is too politically correct.
Country has money problems. I can fix it.
Thump>
#set random
random>find mouthpiece
We know what women want for rights and we will make those laws.
[mental side channel]The old broads still buy this one.
Let's make tax cuts for the rich.
We need more jobs, well, maybe in the USA.
Defund Planned Parenthood. Evil Obama.
Tear up the Iran deal.
We didn't get hostages in this Iran deal. Bad Obama.
Iran was afraid of Reagan and gave us hostages
?error - memory of history fault - continuing
Flat tax
[mental side channel]People like to hear it.
I am a bidness man following laws.
I am poor.
Me too.
Trump didn't give me money. Can I have some?
My state loses less money.
I created jobs in my state.
[mental side channel]Hope they believe it.
blah...blah...blah
I'll be the best president ever.
I'll be the best president ever.
I'll be the best president ever.
I'll be the best president ever.
I'll be the best president ever.
I'll be the best president ever.
I'll be the best president ever.
I'll be the best president ever.
I'll be the best president ever.
random>
#release
#exit

[Pigeon]

Second pass thru simulation memory dump

Simulation Memory Walker running

#aquire
Simulation #8839264896331
#describe
2016 Republican loaded question and answer
#verify
No single event upset found
#set common name
>Crazy 88
#use datalog lulz.datalog
#set datalog morelulz.datalog
#pass 2
%Warning - You can void your existence in the simulation - use care
Verify>yessiree
#validation add mouthpiece
#validation add mentalsidechannel
#validation add history
#search mouthpiece /sum
1451 phrases: 1449 false, 2 true
#xref mouthpiece truefalse
%Warning - stack limit yellow on false stack
%Warning - stack limit red on false stack
too many false events in crossref input
abend - FUBAR
#advise
Ignore all output from this event
#release
#exit

[Pigeon]

Analysis of pass 2

Due to the depth of of the search into threads in an attempt to find factual basis and the circular nature of the events, the available stack space for events was exceeded. Once the yellow level is reached, tracing backward is stopped. The red stack limit indicates that a large number of circular events has occurred and cannot be resolved.

These events are woven into a fubar structure that cannot be trusted.

This structure will be moved to YOU FAIL IT-YOUR SKILL IS NOT ENOUGH-SEE YOU NEXT TIME-BYE BYE    Crazy 88 

[Pigeon]

Simulation Memory Walker running

#aquire
Simulation #8839264896331
#describe
2016 Republican loaded question and answer
#verify
No single event upset found
#use datalog lulz.datalog
#dump mental side channel limit 20
I knew they would dis me right from the start.
Did he give me money? I'll ask Jim later.
I wish I had his money.
He gives his money away. Fool.
Ha. I'm richer then he is. Wish I could tell everyone.
Could I make an executive order to take his money?
What an ass.
Where is Iran?
Cleveland. Did I lock my car?
Bite me.
I have to remember to buy more Raytheon stock.
Mom said I could be president after George.
I forgot what that lady just asked me.
Should of had the pancakes for supper.
I need a drink.
Hope I look cool standing up here.
Glad they didn't mention the bridge thing.
They will believe that, right?
He lied.
Wish I had said that.
#release
#exit

[Royal]

Very nice.


My favorites:

[mental side channel]Let's screw with Thump first.
Mr. Thump, are you a Republican or a traitor?

..


Thump>openmouth
I've given every one on this stage money.

...

Jed>openmouth
%unable to decode response


...


Shristie>openMouth
I hug for 9-11.


...


#search mouthpiece /sum
1451 phrases: 1449 false, 2 true

...


#advise
Ignore all output from this event

[Pigeon]

The Simulation Memory Walker has been patched to prevent it from walking my mind. The world is grateful.

Simulation Memory Walker running

#aquire pigeon
?Protection Violation
#please
no
#exit

[Royal]

The Simulation Memory Walker has been patched to prevent it from walking my mind. The world is grateful.

Simulation Memory Walker running

#aquire pigeon
?Protection Violation
#please
no
#exit

Profile or bird?

[Pigeon]

Somewhere in between.

[Pigeon]

** PIGEONFEED **

DATE: Sun, 2015-08-09 21:14:21
MSG:  1

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Trump sits in his office thinking hehehe

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