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Humor

Posted: Fri Nov 17, 2017 12:58 am
by Pigeon
I’ve got a really good UDP joke to tell you

I don’t know if you’ll get it, though.

Re: Humor

Posted: Fri Nov 17, 2017 1:01 am
by Pigeon
about:mozilla

The twins of Mammon quarrelled. Their warring plunged the world into a new darkness, and the beast abhorred the darkness. So it began to move swiftly, and grew more powerful, and went forth and multiplied. And the beasts brought fire and light to the darkness.

from The Book of Mozilla, 15:1

Re: Humor

Posted: Fri Nov 17, 2017 1:25 am
by Pigeon

Re: Humor

Posted: Fri Nov 17, 2017 1:26 am
by Pigeon
Why was C++ allowed in Fancy Restaurant but C wasn't

Because C has no class

exit(0); //I'll C myself out

Re: Humor

Posted: Fri Nov 17, 2017 1:50 am
by Royal
Pigeon wrote:I’ve got a really good UDP joke to tell you

I don’t know if you’ll get it, though.
I did!

Re: Humor

Posted: Fri Nov 17, 2017 2:03 am
by Pigeon
After all it's UDP

Re: Humor

Posted: Thu Dec 27, 2018 3:46 am
by Pigeon
It gets a haha

Image

As of posting, 25 cups are in need of a patch. Current count

Re: Humor

Posted: Thu Dec 27, 2018 3:57 am
by Pigeon
mug.fill(0xC0FFEE)

Re: Humor

Posted: Thu Dec 27, 2018 2:43 pm
by Pigeon
This should work

:)

User-agent: NSA
Disallow: /

Re: Humor

Posted: Fri Dec 28, 2018 3:14 am
by Royal
This should work
Private: "This should work sir"

Drill Sergeant: "It WILL work OR it WILL NOT. Their is no should, could, or maybe!"

Private: "Sir, I am in IT sir"