One Sperm Donor, 150 Offspring
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Cartoonsyndicate
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Re: One Sperm Donor, 150 Offspring
Has it ever occurred to anyone that one ejaculation is sufficient to impregnate millions of women making almost all men evolutionarily obsolete? That's why we do stoopid shit to impress the broads. Like football, war, and pissing off the high diving board. Take that little advice to the bank.
"But that's no more true than saying the universe is ineluctably bound to the Second Law of Thermodynamics. In the end it's all an entropic stew but in the meantime we got some serious livin' to do." Arthur Afterburn
Re: One Sperm Donor, 150 Offspring
Wow, there would be nothing more impressive than watching a man piss off the high diving board. While I have never actually seen it in person or otherwise, I am sure I would be impressed.
Wonder if itai has ever tried that?
Wonder if itai has ever tried that?
Re: One Sperm Donor, 150 Offspring
Yeah, but you're letting the kids who shouldn't have made it through make it through.Cartoonsyndicate wrote:Has it ever occurred to anyone that one ejaculation is sufficient to impregnate millions of women making almost all men evolutionarily obsolete? That's why we do stoopid shit to impress the broads. Like football, war, and pissing off the high diving board. Take that little advice to the bank.
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Cartoonsyndicate
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Re: One Sperm Donor, 150 Offspring
If I had my way none of em would make it through. Well, except the Itai.
"But that's no more true than saying the universe is ineluctably bound to the Second Law of Thermodynamics. In the end it's all an entropic stew but in the meantime we got some serious livin' to do." Arthur Afterburn
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Re: One Sperm Donor, 150 Offspring
That's pretty cheap, considering you won the race.
"But that's no more true than saying the universe is ineluctably bound to the Second Law of Thermodynamics. In the end it's all an entropic stew but in the meantime we got some serious livin' to do." Arthur Afterburn
Re: One Sperm Donor, 150 Offspring
What? The world needs more people?Cartoonsyndicate wrote:That's pretty cheap, considering you won the race.
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Re: One Sperm Donor, 150 Offspring
Just me and the Itai. We'll do all the repopulation required.
"But that's no more true than saying the universe is ineluctably bound to the Second Law of Thermodynamics. In the end it's all an entropic stew but in the meantime we got some serious livin' to do." Arthur Afterburn
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Re: One Sperm Donor, 150 Offspring
Less a plan than a scheme.
"But that's no more true than saying the universe is ineluctably bound to the Second Law of Thermodynamics. In the end it's all an entropic stew but in the meantime we got some serious livin' to do." Arthur Afterburn