Toasted Dolphin

I'm taking a vow of chastity. Not even knuckle children will be birthed from my loins.

Starting.... five minutes from now.

Hahahaha.... and how did that go then Indy?

It didn't go to well. Lost interest.

Always look at the positive.... you tried and failed, but you didn't fail at deciding not to go with what you were going to try. It was a decision made either way

Oh my god.... I just put a pot of coffee on for my husband as he will be waking up soon (I can't have coffee for another 24 days still) and the smell is driving me nuts. Did you know that your sense of smell and taste completely changes when you stop smoking? In fact, I don't like the taste of some of the things I liked before when I was smoking. It is crazy!!!!

I lied. I didn't even try. I had lost interest even before I gained it.

I'm a horrible addict.

I cannot seem to get a proper addiction to anything.

Look on the bright side Indie, when you get my age, when a woman says "no", you are relieved.

Is that because you want a man?

It's not because I want a man. It's because I want a llama.

IndicusMaximus wrote:It's not because I want a man. It's because I want a llama.

In that case you should be aware that they spit, they don't swallow.



(No way I could resist, hahahaha!)