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boycott sex

Post by IndicusMaximus » Thu Oct 06, 2011 11:23 am

I'm taking a vow of chastity. Not even knuckle children will be birthed from my loins.

Starting.... five minutes from now. ;)
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Re: boycott sex

Post by Pam » Thu Oct 06, 2011 12:22 pm

Hahahaha.... and how did that go then Indy?

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Re: boycott sex

Post by IndicusMaximus » Thu Oct 06, 2011 12:32 pm

It didn't go to well. Lost interest.
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Re: boycott sex

Post by Pam » Thu Oct 06, 2011 12:38 pm

Always look at the positive.... you tried and failed, but you didn't fail at deciding not to go with what you were going to try. It was a decision made either way :D

Oh my god.... I just put a pot of coffee on for my husband as he will be waking up soon (I can't have coffee for another 24 days still) and the smell is driving me nuts. Did you know that your sense of smell and taste completely changes when you stop smoking? In fact, I don't like the taste of some of the things I liked before when I was smoking. It is crazy!!!!

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Re: boycott sex

Post by IndicusMaximus » Thu Oct 06, 2011 1:03 pm

I lied. I didn't even try. I had lost interest even before I gained it.
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Re: boycott sex

Post by IndicusMaximus » Thu Oct 06, 2011 1:05 pm

I'm a horrible addict.

I cannot seem to get a proper addiction to anything.
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Re: boycott sex

Post by Dr Exile » Thu Oct 06, 2011 1:13 pm

Look on the bright side Indie, when you get my age, when a woman says "no", you are relieved.
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Re: boycott sex

Post by averagejoe » Sat Dec 10, 2011 6:56 pm

Is that because you want a man?

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Re: boycott sex

Post by IndicusMaximus » Sat Dec 10, 2011 10:18 pm

It's not because I want a man. It's because I want a llama.
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Re: boycott sex

Post by TraumaT » Sat Dec 10, 2011 10:26 pm

IndicusMaximus wrote:It's not because I want a man. It's because I want a llama.
In that case you should be aware that they spit, they don't swallow.



(No way I could resist, hahahaha!)

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