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Get Some DEET

Posted: Mon Oct 31, 2011 2:03 pm
by Dr Exile
Oxitec, a British biotechnology company secretly owned by the Evil Monsanto has been paid 23 zillion dollars by the Obama administration to develop and release genetically modified mosquitoes whose bite will turn it's victims into central government worshiping zombies.

"This will make you dictator for life Mein Fuhrer!" Hugh Grant told Obama in a secret ceremony in the Oval Office as Obama handed Hugh the check.

Details here:

http://www.nytimes.com/2011/10/31/scien ... f=business

Re: Get Some DEET

Posted: Mon Oct 31, 2011 2:37 pm
by Egg
It's a depopulation scheme. They bite us, change our DNA and then we'll want to kill our own children, too!!!

Re: Get Some DEET

Posted: Mon Oct 31, 2011 3:13 pm
by lkwalker
Why don't they just change them into blue birds?

Re: Get Some DEET

Posted: Mon Oct 31, 2011 3:54 pm
by Dr Exile
Good God it's happening sooner than we thought!

Homeland security is having a zombie test!

http://www.disinfo.com/2011/10/homeland ... rmation%29