Global Warming Freezes Babies in North East

[Dr Exile]

BEnewsgroup exclusive.

A massive unseasonable blizzard caused by global warming has hammered the East Coast. Millions are without power. Baby ducks are dying in snow drifts.

Meanwhile Al Gore's house remains cozy thanks to the old bio-diesel gulping Baldwin diesel electric locomotive that provides emergency power to his 20,000 square foot home.

"It gives me a warm fuzzy feeling to know that the lard feeding the old Baldwin will not feed starving Mexican children who will grow up to contribute to global warming" Mr Gore said.

[Egg]

[Pigeon]

35 °F
Clear
Wind: 8 mph from the WNW
Dew Point: 29 °F
Pressure: 30.11 in
Windchill: 29 °F
Humidity: 78%
Visibility: 10.0 miles

Observed: Central Park, NY
Updated — 8:51 AM EDT on October 30, 2011

[Pigeon]

Three dead from East Coast snowstorm

A third person was killed in Springfield, Massachusetts, when a man in his 20s ignored police barricades surrounding downed power lines and touched a metal guard rail, which was charged, said city fire department spokesman Dennis Legere.

Ma Nature does some housekeeping.

[lkwalker]

Baby ducks are dying in snow drifts.

ducksicles. it had to happen eventually.

[Mur]

Fucking power is out again....restore time unknown according to PECO....

Crashing at my sisters

[lkwalker]

It's just a dress rehearsal for the hard times to come. But at least untill the snow melts there's plenty of frozen duck to eat.

[Dr Exile]

Authentic Mandarin duck:

http://www.food.com/recipe/mandarin-duc ... ntic-79916

[Egg]

Damn, Mur. Sorry to hear that.