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Gout

Post by lkwalker » Tue Feb 21, 2012 1:32 pm

My right foot is a swollen, useless bag of exquisite pain. I'm considering hacking it off. This morning I had to slide down the cellar stairs on my bum to feed my gaggle of bitching cats. They were unsympathetic. All the time I couldn't help but think that they'd make really nice hats. I'll send one to Dr Exile for those times when he's on the observation deck of the Zipulator on his monthly trips to Rigel III.
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Re: Gout

Post by Pigeon » Tue Feb 21, 2012 2:10 pm

"They were unsympathetic."

They are cats, to be expected.

I had a ram smack me a couple of time in the leg a while back. Damn thing can really hit hard with a running start.

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Re: Gout

Post by Pana » Tue Feb 21, 2012 2:34 pm

Lay off the meat for awhile and just eat green, leafy veggies and tons of water.
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Re: Gout

Post by lkwalker » Tue Feb 21, 2012 2:51 pm

I don't eat meat.
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Re: Gout

Post by Pana » Tue Feb 21, 2012 3:08 pm

Do you drink? Alcohol contributes to it.
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Re: Gout

Post by lkwalker » Tue Feb 21, 2012 3:12 pm

I drink a little. I know wine and beer bring it on so I don't drink those. It could be Jack Daniel's. Hard to say. Hahahahaha
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Re: Gout

Post by Pana » Tue Feb 21, 2012 3:25 pm

Supplant Jack with Aqua.

Wash the uric acid out of your system.
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Re: Gout

Post by lkwalker » Tue Feb 21, 2012 3:28 pm

Yeah. I know the cure. But I'm a dissolute old bum and the pain is sorta like an old friend after 40 years. Besides- it gives me something to bitch about.
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Re: Gout

Post by Pana » Tue Feb 21, 2012 3:30 pm

Haha.

Okay, then.

Poor you! I hope the cats appreciated you thumping down the stairs to feed them.
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Re: Gout

Post by lkwalker » Tue Feb 21, 2012 4:11 pm

The little bastards cared not a whit! Hahaha! In a perverse way I think that's why I love them.
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