Kirtan Shower. Shower Kirtan

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Re: Kirtan Shower. Shower Kirtan

Post by Pam » Wed May 18, 2011 4:51 am

IndicusMaximus wrote:That's just the non-yoga peeing talking, Pam.

You are like a cat stuck in a tree during a rainstorm.

You are like a fish who kind of wants to eat the bait on the lure but remembers what happened to Karl.

You are like a snake who finds certain brands of tennis shoes comfortable to sleep in.

You are like a dingo who wonders why the wolves hate him and the dogs won't talk to him, and who's only friend is a tazmanian devil which he likes to trick into doing things for him while he sits in a shady place on one of those reclining pool chairs and wears sunglasses and sips dingo lemonade.

You are like a salamander who reads about salamanders in a mythology book and wonders whether those salamanders are like giant versions of you, or whether salamander meant something different to ancient people.

You need to yoga pee, or God will yoga defacate on you.
I think Karl maybe didn't pee. That's how he got his last name.

I really don't want to wreck my shoes ;)

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Re: Kirtan Shower. Shower Kirtan

Post by IndicusMaximus » Wed May 18, 2011 1:52 pm

Yoga sleeping sounds better.

It's quite simple.

Lay down on a flat surface, preferrably a cushioned surface such as a mattress.

Then... feel enlightenment.

I think the milk I used for my coffee has just went south for the winter.
Blessed are the poor in spirit, for they will see God.

Under the shadow of thy wings, Jehovah.

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