Kirtan Shower. Shower Kirtan

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Kirtan Shower. Shower Kirtan

Post by Royal » Thu May 12, 2011 6:46 am

Shower Kirtan Session is the following:

Turn on repetitive sanskrit music.

Spin in circles with a partner naked in the standing shower pose in the shower.

keep eyes closed and cycle through water elements in a circle while doing circles.

Repeat until enlightenment.

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Re: Kirtan Shower. Shower Kirtan

Post by Royal » Thu May 12, 2011 6:51 am

Masturbating in Possum Pose is the following.

Sit where you can collapse and comfortable lay on the floor on the top of your back.

Begin stroke.

During last thrust. Rest upside down.

Feel enlightenment.

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Re: Kirtan Shower. Shower Kirtan

Post by IndicusMaximus » Thu May 12, 2011 7:54 am

Best piece of advice I could ever give you:

Hmmm....

No go ahead. I think you're onto something here.
Blessed are the poor in spirit, for they will see God.

Under the shadow of thy wings, Jehovah.

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Re: Kirtan Shower. Shower Kirtan

Post by MrPenny » Thu May 12, 2011 11:17 am

IndicusMaximus wrote:I think you're on to something here.
FTFY

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Re: Kirtan Shower. Shower Kirtan

Post by TraumaT » Thu May 12, 2011 11:45 am

MrPenny wrote:
IndicusMaximus wrote:I think you're on to something here.
FTFY
Indeed.

The word "enlightenment" always give them away, hahahahaha!

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Re: Kirtan Shower. Shower Kirtan

Post by Dr Exile » Thu May 12, 2011 4:57 pm

repeat until you slip in the bath tub and break your neck.
Fixed.
Credo quia absurdum.

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Re: Kirtan Shower. Shower Kirtan

Post by lkwalker » Thu May 12, 2011 5:06 pm

kirtan is about as effective. hahahahah
"If you don't think to good, don't think too much." Yogi

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Re: Kirtan Shower. Shower Kirtan

Post by Royal » Wed May 18, 2011 2:35 am

Yoda pee is the following:

Men
While peeing, stretch one of your legs out and over your stream. Tuck your leg in and don't let the stream hit the bottom of your thigh. Yoga pee. Experience enlightenment.

Woman
Stand in woods. Place one foot up against knee forming a sideways v. Start to pee and don't look down. Where the stream goes, nobody knows. Experience enlightenment.

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Re: Kirtan Shower. Shower Kirtan

Post by Pam » Wed May 18, 2011 2:53 am

Royal wrote:Yoda pee is the following:

Men
While peeing, stretch one of your legs out and over your stream. Tuck your leg in and don't let the stream hit the bottom of your thigh. Yoga pee. Experience enlightenment.

Woman
Stand in woods. Place one foot up against knee forming a sideways v. Start to pee and don't look down. Where the stream goes, nobody knows. Experience enlightenment.

I'm thinking the stream will go on your shoes :?

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Re: Kirtan Shower. Shower Kirtan

Post by IndicusMaximus » Wed May 18, 2011 4:19 am

That's just the non-yoga peeing talking, Pam.

You are like a cat stuck in a tree during a rainstorm.

You are like a fish who kind of wants to eat the bait on the lure but remembers what happened to Karl.

You are like a snake who finds certain brands of tennis shoes comfortable to sleep in.

You are like a dingo who wonders why the wolves hate him and the dogs won't talk to him, and who's only friend is a tazmanian devil which he likes to trick into doing things for him while he sits in a shady place on one of those reclining pool chairs and wears sunglasses and sips dingo lemonade.

You are like a salamander who reads about salamanders in a mythology book and wonders whether those salamanders are like giant versions of you, or whether salamander meant something different to ancient people.

You need to yoga pee, or God will yoga defacate on you.
Blessed are the poor in spirit, for they will see God.

Under the shadow of thy wings, Jehovah.

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