Instead of recalling 345,000 tons of spinach each year, when I become president I will create a new health program that will combat the cause of E. coli sickness.
The US Department of Health would bus all young US children to the corner of Calle Coahuila and Revolucion in Tijuana and have the rug rats walk west on Coahuila ave until they see dead people lying in the gutters, and piss stains on the walls. The food carts in that part of town serve the best food in all of Mexico. Give the kids some blood oysters and fish tacos and they never have to worry about E. coli again.
Combating E. coli
Combating E. coli
Credo quia absurdum.